Christian

An ignorant hypocrit.

Ex. 1

Christian bitch: "Its sinful to have piercings, because your body is a temple."

Me: "So why do you have your ears pierced?"

Christian bitch: "Oh, well ear piercings are OK."

Ex. 2

Christian bitch: "That band is a bunch of devil worshippers because they use distorted guitars, and growling vocals."

Me: "What if I told you that they are a 'christian' metal band?"

Christian bitch: "Impossible. All music that isnt gospel is devil worship."

Me: "Wow. You christians certainly make me laugh."

by JayDubya. May 24, 2008

Christian

most attractive person of the male persuasion anyone could ever meet.

I can't believe I actually met a Christian today!!

by Lovestruck Angel March 11, 2008

Christian

pretty attractive, funny, smart guy. he's a handful at times and sometimes annoying, but still lovable. he always puts those he loves the most first and himself last. his girlfriend is beautiful and he wont leave her. he is the guy you want to marry.

Christian is amazing.

by 08061993 January 6, 2012

Christian

The BEST boyfriend you will ever meet. You will want to see him EVERY day! He’s sweet, cute, funny, and a total dummy, he might not be the smartest but he’s amazing in every way. He’s the person you can talk to about ANYTHING. He will always love you, and he will always get mad when you talk about other boys in front of him, he will always make sure your ok.

Girl 1- OMG ITS CHRISTIAN
Girl 2- BACK OFF HES MINE

by Divineeee July 1, 2019

Christian

He is the most ugliest person ive ever met. ANYWAYS hes super annoying and we all wish he could die!
He plays minecraft and in love with anhad AND jay.
He also has failed all his classes and does terrible in them. (even im better)
For some reason most girls had a crush on him, not anymore since hes a bitc

"hey! whats your name :D"
"Its um, christian."
"STAY AWAY!"
"why??"
"first of all your worthless,disgusting,terrible,ugly,dumb and weird!"

by Lenkaswife March 2, 2022

Christian

A person who doesnt know who he truly is, he not particularly good at anything and hides his true self from others, he has no meaning in life he doesnt know if he can truly call himself human.

Christian

by trulycurious June 28, 2022

Christian

The Word Christian is Only used for Goat. If your not the goat than never say "Christian" from your come up mouth.

Another way you can say "Christian" is Cheeser because "Christian" is super Cheeser.

1v1 me Ima make you my Bisshh cuz Ima "Christian"

by SoCheesy March 14, 2017