Chris

1. A derogatory term used to describe a beastly athlete who makes everyone jealous with his or her athletic ability.

-Dude I just ran a mile in under 4 min!
-WTF dude why are you such a Chris?

by madskilz156 April 3, 2009

Chris

An amazing boy. All the girls want to marry him. Usually the girl who loves him the most is long distanced. Hes cute, funny, nice. All the girls want to be with him, and all the boys want to be him... He puts a smile on your face but dosent say thank you. Everyone loves chris's

Girl 1: wooah! did you see chris over there?
Girl2: Yeah i want to marry him:)

by Lover-of-chris;) December 2, 2011

Chris

Most Chris’s are ok, but the one I’m talking about has crusty dusty ass ramen noodle hair, he is rude and weird. He thinks high-schoolers are better then every single human to exist. He is weird

Person 1: Hey who’s that guy?
Person 2: Oh that’s Chris with the crusty dusty ass ramen noodle hair

Person 1: Oh my god you’re right haha

by Melanie Martinez #1 Fan December 17, 2019

Chris

Got his ass kicked by josh

Chris sucks dick

by JustinWolfBaker February 10, 2017

Chris

A guy who never fails to astound you every day with his perfection. He is the most passionate, caring, funny, smart and genuinely kind guy you may ever meet. Chris surpasses all expectations for the best person to be around. He would jump through a hoop of fire if it guaranteed your happiness. My advice to you is if you meet Chris don't let him walk out of your life.

"Wow that guy is amazing, what's his name?"
"Chris"

by @_justcallmenikki_ October 26, 2015

Chris

All the bitches like chris.

Chris

by ahaha x September 12, 2018

Chris

Chris is the dude that is always up to party , he is fun and loyal , he is very sweet and nice but can be mean if he has to he will , he is a chick magnet bassicly but Girls are to scarred to ask him , he is the dude people love to hang out with

I don’t wanna go there unless Chris goes

by Aaron_limp231537 May 17, 2018