Chore Porn

Similar to food porn, chore porn is digital proof (photo or video) of a single or multiple completed chores. Whereas food porn elicits a stronger response in men, for some reason chore porn often has a more pronounced effect on women.

Friend: Are we still meeting at Broadway 5050 at 8pm to watch game 7 of the World Series?
Me: And you know this! I just sent my wife enough chore porn to keep her satisfied for the whole evening.

by Sir Berzerker 999 April 23, 2025

Chore paralysis

An overwhelming feeling which prevents you from getting your chores done because there are too many of them. You don't know where to begin and what to get out of the way first. You stare at your 'to do' list unable to decide which burdensome task you should do first.

Similar to choice paralysis only the problem here isn't what flavour ice cream you want to wolf down but a number of boring tasks that have to get done so you can go back to enjoying life.

I wanted to go for a long walk to clear my head but instead found myself looking at my very long list of chores, unable to move a muscle. I was clearly suffering from a serious case of chore paralysis.

by Regolithium October 3, 2022

Chore

A task.adults made up that children do for lazy people . For example, washing the dishes isn't a chore, it is just washing other people's dirty dishes while they sit around and be lazy .

You have chores to do . (not really a "chore" but, something lazy people don't do .

by chaybunnie July 9, 2018

chore

a person who is of a cunt and whore , not a cleaning act

sally is a stupid chore

by getlikeklo March 14, 2023

Chored

Stolen, stole

He chored that from the shop

by Gypsyroma July 4, 2020

chores

something my mommy makes me do before i can play fortnite :(((

mommy: go do ur chores

me: awe mannn kk
mommy: yuh..

fortnite username: bxbygxrl3609
dont be shy ;))

by ur FBI agent October 5, 2020

No Chores December

No chores in December 😁

example #1: Hey dude! Wanna play minecraft?
example #2: aw, sorry, maybe next time, my mom said to do chores for today
example #1: What?!? Its no chores December!

by anonymous December 11, 2020