open faced grilled cheese sandwitch

what a pussy look like in the morning after having sex

Your pussy like a open faced grilled cheese sandwitch

by Eric Babineau August 1, 2004

Dirty Truck Stop Grilled Cheese Winch

Dirty Truck Stop Grilled Cheese Winch's are frequently found along major highway routes such as Route 66, US 20, and I-90. There are similar to a succubus but instead of sexual desire they lure you in with cheaply made grilled cheese sandwich's. There are not a lot of findings as to their motivation. Major philosophers have pondered their intent for centuries. Their origins trace back to ancient Greece where they would troll the streets and woods. Plato once philosophized that "the Grilled Cheese Winch of the woods only logical purpose is to disrespect Zeus's lone weakness; his inability to process dairy". Modern day DTSGSW's have been linked poor productive in truck drivers drive times and their waist lines. The second coming of the DTSGSW's have led to a 634% increase in elastic banded pant sales at gas stations across the country. They have almost sorority like gatherings where it is rumored they discuss tactics, wardrobe, and types of cheese. Recently Sargento Cheese Experts released a statement saying "they are concerned that cheese prices may be on the rise due to the growing demand being created by the mysterious truck stop woman". Lucky for the public, the DTSGCW have started to brand themselves with large tattoos. If you ever see DTSGCW lettering on someone, please proceed with caution and realize the risks involved with these women. Famous DTSGCW who have now moved on to other careers include Monica Lewinsky, Madonna, Lady Gaga and Amanda Bynes.

Timmy, keep an eye out for those Dirty Truck Stop Grilled Cheese Winch's at the next gas station.

by Butchy December 24, 2014

grilled cheese butt

When a little moist shit is left in the crack on a hot summer day. When you pull the cheeks apart it looks like opening a grilled cheese sandwich.

The guy in the front row of the baseball game mooned us. As he bent over we could see he had grilled cheese butt.

by Zavwood March 10, 2014

grilled cheese floppage

Requires technique, an undercooked Sonic grilled cheese, and an innately brave soul. When previously mentioned undercooked Sonic grilled cheese is lightly pinched at bottom two corners in ready to eat position and sandwich slowly flops away from mouth. Innate brave soul opens mouth wide and forces floppage toward mouth while simultaneously taking a bite. Grilled Cheese Floppage.

Yo Erik! Show me some of that Grilled Cheese Floppage!!!

by CherryPie $$$ December 21, 2016

grilled cheese booty

A booty that is flat and oozes like grilled cheese.

"Do I have an ass?"

"Nah girl you got a grilled cheese booty."

by Swirlygirl March 14, 2016

Grilled Cheese

When you use butter for anal sex instead of lube.

We were all out of lube so I used butter and gave her the ol grilled cheese.

Or when John gets pegged.

by Metal Bucket November 3, 2018

Mean grilled cheese

An outrageous spectacular supercalifragilisticexpialidocious grilled cheese. Superior to all other grilled cheeses.

Baxter: What’s for dinner?
Trick: I’m making some mean grilled cheeses you want one?
Baxter: yeye

by TuckYourChainz March 13, 2019