Dick Cheney

Vice President of the USA to George W. Bush. Bush's decision to make Cheney his VP was the smartest thing he's ever done; it allows him be a shitty president without having to fear being assassinated. As horrible as Bush's presidency has been, a Cheney presidency would be terrifyingly and unmeasurably worse.

I had the worst dream last night; I dreamed that Bush was assassinated and Dick Cheney became the president of the United States!

by ilovepitabread March 10, 2008

Dick Cheney

A chain attached to a pierced penis

After Al Gore got a nipple ring, George Bush got a Dick Cheney

by McCain December 7, 2004

cheney

to try unsuccessfully to assassinate your friend while claiming to be deer hunting.

I was on a hunting trip with my friend and pulled a cheney but my friend still survived.

by Abraxas Romante August 5, 2008

Chaney Incident

Noun: A Chaney Incident is an occurence where some-one makes a complete fool out of themselves, seemingly by their own free will because they were secretly manipulated to do something demeaning or embarrassing by two or more other people. The manipulation cannot be peer pressure, it must be some means of deception or trickery.

"Dan looked like a complete idiot doing a striptease and stroking his eyebrows on that Croatian public beach."

"Yeah I know, we convinced him we'd be laughing with him and that everyone would think he was a comedian."

"Ah! Sounds like a typical Chaney Incident"

by Membranaa March 14, 2010

cheaneva

cute pls marry me

cheaneva is my flaba and i want to frick her

by anonymous February 7, 2021

Cheney

v. 1) To shoot in the face

The porn star pulled out and cheneyed the porn actress with his cum.

by C. Lee February 16, 2006

chaney

a girl who knows who she is and won't change for anyone or anything. has a gift for photography but can't draw worth crap. has an awesome sense of fashion and can pull off any look, even if she thinks she can't. can be super sweet but a bitch when she needs to be, especially when people are fake. has a super loud, contagious laugh. has a lot of friends but only considers a few close. super gorgeous about her looks but doesn't need to be. all around a joy to be with :)

that girl is a chaney.

by babygurllll December 14, 2010