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Caucasian garbage

A fancy way of describing moderately or actually rich “white and trashy” individuals. Anyone at the Capitol protests that one day applies to the term…it is an eloquent, sensitive, or just plain different way of avoiding the racist, classist, caste terms “white trash” & “trailer trash”, yet still make obvious reference to those deemed to be said “trash”. One common example is the world famous actór (with an accent cause she FANCY y’all) Mama June & her “hubby”, Teddy Bear. In 2015, after Honey Boo Boo gave up caring for Mama June & Papa, June got “hot”, becoming a Caucasian garbage MILF, & lost 500 pounds, which is good, but what’s even gooder yall? Well, TMZ caught up with Mama June & her man fightin’ at the gas station…They were raging crackies, in Alabama; blamed each other for smoking the last of dat there rock. Sad, yet scientific evidence in public, of Caucasian garbage.
Honey Boo Boo: Maumuh!
Mama June: Ahh, whutt?! What is it child? I’m cooking! (wink wink)
Honey Boo Boo: I’m as hungry as a Caucasian garbage can in Kentwood, maumuh.

Mama June: Shut up. I’ll show you real Caucasian garbage cuisine after I smoke this piece of Caucasian garbage I found outside, in the Caucasian garbage. It’s still good, y’all! I founds it! SPARK ‘EM UP!
Honey Boo Boo: You better make me Caucasian garbage ‘sghetti’-and-ketchup with a stick of butter, mama!

Mama June: Sorry, baby, but the butter is on my face for moisturizer. That’s because I was out of actual Caucasian garbage, the margarine! It helps to lube up the face before smoking that Caucasian trash…
Honey Boo Boo: whatever y’all are weird Caucasian garbage. I’ll just walk to the 7/11 and meet some other Caucasian trash cans to eat with.

Mama June: Good idea. We need more Caucasian garbage networking in this area. And myself and Papa Bear need more time to smoke! Bye baby!
by E.A.M. July 25, 2023
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caucasian fuckery

An injustice done to a person place or thing by a white person.
by Fishingwoman August 16, 2023
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Caucasian chelada

Beer with 2 oz ginger kombucha and garnish with a few fresh blueberries.
I love to enjoy a caucasian Chelada on black friday!
by CharlieRoberts November 27, 2020
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Caucasian

An asian but with cock
Micheal Reeves ain't no bloody caucasian, he hot tho.
by Youvepro Bablyseenabucket December 12, 2020
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Caucasian Clutter

Poor Republicans who vote against their best interests to fit in with rich white Republicans.
Al & Peg have Trump signs all in their yard but they live in section 8 housing & I saw Al trying to buy beer on EBT at the store the other day they're complete Caucasian Clutter.
by Joshiehua3 December 31, 2020
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Caucasian Swirl

2 (or more) white peoples cum
When a white guys cum mixes with a white girls cum, inside her pussy- its a Caucasian Swirl
by Phee.phi.pho.phum. April 11, 2021
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caucasian

caucasian people are neanderthals.
by saccharinesmelody June 16, 2022
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