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An animal that pretends to be your friend
How are you doing, fluffy?

MEOW!

"Cat" I needed to write this.
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(N.)

1. A chaotic creature, with no agenda other than do as it pleases. Despite popular belief, cats are not bent on taking over the world, or any other malicious plan, they just tend to be secretive, which leads to these theories.
2. A grown kitty or kitten
(black, or odd-eyed-cats are also immune to the soul-shattering act, known as a naph.)

(Adj.) Of a woman (usually in a romantic relationship), wanting and more often than not deserving of attention, but resents it when presented. They have a high propensity to get jealous or even whine about not getting affection but are very careful to not let others catch them in the act of longing.
n. Look at that cute little cat

adj. Yeah man, I love her, but she's kind of a cat, which sometimes, really hurts my feelings.
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Hey, is that a Dog, o sorry, its a Cat, did you know it was opposite day?
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A small, furry animal, also known as a feline.
REMEMBER
Cats rule; Dogs drool
I have 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 pet cats
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A creature that you'll love, despite how much they keep you up and night and attack your hands.
"I didn't get a lot of sleep last night. My cats kept laying on my face and attacking my hands and pouncing on my feet... he's still an adorable floof-ball, though."
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"Our supreme leader, Oreo the cat, has a bounty for your life that I'm going to collect."
by just 4 cats in a trench coat November 17, 2020
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