Carlos , an average name that means "SHORT CUBAN" that thinks he is cool. But sadly has to emit to his friends that his mom works at burger king , 23 hours of the day. The other hour of the day she is working the streets, giving cheap blowjobs to old African American men.
Brian: Hey are we going over to Carlos's house today?
Chris: I am not sure, his mom is working constantly.
Brian:She is a very hard worker, to bad carlos can't help at all, due to his size.....
Chris: I am not sure, his mom is working constantly.
Brian:She is a very hard worker, to bad carlos can't help at all, due to his size.....
by brianringo July 11, 2010
Get the Carlosmug. A manipulative man who likes to control everyone he meets by being nice and funny. A Carlos thinks he is the smartest person and knows it all. He is envious if some have more things then him and he also is a Dick and an asshole with the people he cares. Carlos is a very evil person that does not have his own personality. Don’t ever trust a Carlos they are liars and players.
by Mindreader07 March 6, 2019
Get the Carlosmug. A person with a great personality, until you actually get to know him they end up being a pretty big shit head who laughs at really fucked jokes and doesn't have the ability to sympathize for others.
by TheManOfTruth March 8, 2019
Get the Carlosmug. 
A Puerto Rican man with a wicked sense of humor who is very full of himself, charming, but a little dense. He enjoys working out, particularly at CrossFit pumping gasoline and giggling like a girl. He also enjoys tea. Many women fall over him and he is kind to all of them, like Sultan and his harem.
Wow, that guy is a total Carlos! Did you see the way the women stare at him while he's lifting weights and drinking tea!
by Aloramon June 6, 2011
Get the Carlosmug. Carlos the most amazing person I've ever met. He can charm his way out of any situation. Great actor beautiful body and mind. Gorgeous voice. Makes you feel like you're the only person in his world...
Carlos, the best boyfriend I've ever had.
by Pandorasblood February 28, 2016
Get the Carlosmug. by GNI-Gayniggasincorperated November 9, 2019
Get the Carlosmug.