Candice

Ligma but better

Person1: have you seen Candice?
Person2:who's Candice?
Person1: CANDICE DICK FIT IN YOUR MOUTH???
Person2: *jumps off bridge*

by STFU Candice._.noonelikesyou June 9, 2022

Candice Complex

When you respect someone's opinion and knowledge so much that when you disappoint them it feels like your heart just got crushed up like a little paper bag and thrown in the trash.

Man, I couldn't remember the proper joint play for extension at the knee, I've got mad Candice complex right now.

by Smoosh_smoosh April 5, 2019

Candice

is usually a dumb whore who lives in her boyfriends parents house, and has a couple kids from different baby daddies, is bipolar and works a dead end job and rapes the system for child support to get her nails done and buy clothes for herself instead of her kids.

dont be a candice

by puerto-ricandoll30 September 10, 2020

candice

when ur mom sucks your dick you scream (without the s) "CANDICE DICK FIT IN YO MOUTH"

my mom fucked me so candice dick fit in your mouth

by ur mom 69420 xd September 28, 2021

Candice, no, but I heard she was diagnosed with Ligma

Y'all already know what those two mean

If you don't your stoopid (Candice d**k fit in yo mouth, Ligma Balls-)
So ass the title says, it means when someone pulls a Candice joke on you, the comeback is"But I heard Candice was diagnosed with Ligma"

"Have you seen Candice"
"Candice, no, but I heard she was diagnosed with Ligma"

by Why-and-no June 12, 2022

Candice

Candice is a term used to describe Deez Nuts.

Joema: Hey, you remember Candice?

Bofades: No, who's Candice?

Joema: Candeez nuts fit in yo jaws!

by a little funi guy March 6, 2022

Candice

A way to make your friends commit suicide. You get hit with this and you get immediate terminal illness. Deadliest

"joke" (if its even a joke) you could ever tell someone.

"Did you see happened to Candice?" (Friend 1)
"No what?" (Friend 2)
"Candice dick fit in your mouth!!!" (Friend 1)
*Friend 2 dies*

by yoobisoft October 24, 2018