jib camera

Long rod with camera mounted on it. Offten used by MTV, Orcars, Etc. to get awesome looking camera shots.

The sick jib shots 04' SuperBowl added A lot to the entire performance show.

by ` Kroeger April 2, 2004

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camera fat

The extra five pounds that the camera adds to photographs.

Robin picks up Brittany's graduation picture and says "Wow! You look like you were a little chunkier back then. When did you lose weight?"

"I think it was my outfit and uh well, you know - camera fat."

by bingo lingo December 15, 2009

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Camera Genie

A Camera Genie, is a female who takes pictures and selfies at those "magic" angles and applies certain effects or really shitty photoshop to presto change-o into a hot chick, but is really a duck billed platypus looking ho upon encountering in person.

Luke: "Yo so I met that chick that hit us all up on facebook finally, she actually showed up."
Chad: "Word?! She looked fine as hell."
Luke: "Yeah man, total camera genie. it was horrible."
Chad: "Damn, I had a feeling... those pics were all smoke and mirrors."

by I Am Big White November 10, 2013

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Camera Wanking

Using excess long tracking shots and aerial shots in order to make things look 'artistic', when things could be done quicker and easier whilst losing nothing of value.

Casey Neistat sure enjoys camera wanking in his vlogs.

by TheGreatMark September 8, 2016

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