california barking spider

Elusive Recluse spider, never seen, can be Identified by pungent odor and unique, low barking sound. The main diet of these spiders are assholes. They are known to hang around dark and moist places.

Yo, what was that?

Dunno, maybe a california barking spider in the garden

by John bobby November 14, 2006

california stop

A California Stop is when you dont completely stop at a stop sign, you coast right through it.

Ashleigh made a California Stop at that stop sign and got a ticket.

by Brookelynne January 6, 2008

California Cream Cheese

Cocaine

Mikey: Hey Matt wheres that cocaine
Matt: Oh that California Cream Cheese??
Mikey and Matt: YEAH DAWG!!!!

by Chief LongDong November 25, 2011

California Raper

When a man uses a small funnel to pour hot sauce down his dick then participates in a rape.

Dude, this man on the news got arrested for pulling a California Raper on a girl in Nevada.

by PapaJohn#7777 November 8, 2017

california bridge

The California bridge is when two people are having intercourse over two tables and there is a crevice in between. The guy throws the girl down yells “California bridge!” and continues railing her.

“Hey ——- how are we gonna have sex like this?”

“Oh it’s quite simple we just need the “California bridge!””

by Connorforeal March 10, 2018

California Gunner

Unlike your typical hyper-competitive gunner, a California Gunner is an individual that attempts to gain an advantage over fellow classmates by joining numerous clubs/extracurriculars and brownnose the faculty responsible for their future recommendations (rather than putting in the effort to let their academic performance show).

A California Gunner is just as competitive as a regular gunner, but they are perceived as chill or laidback.

"Why is he always going to the admins office?"
-"He goes every morning to schmooze, like your classic California Gunner."

by PCP93 December 9, 2018

California Wildfire

A sex position where the male puts lighter fluid on his penis and lights it on fire and you see how long you can last.

Jim: “Hey bro you have fun last night?”
Tom: “yeah bro me and my girl did California wildfire last night and I lasted a whole 9 seconds but now I’ve got second degree burns”
Jim: “nice nibba”

by BrandonHunter April 30, 2019