Calamari anus

Somebody who has been fucked in the ass so many times that their rectal muscles fail to contract anymore. Thus their asshole is very loose, being very much like a piece of raw calamari.

Poor Russ, he shits himself everytime he farts. He has been reemed in the ass so many times that he has developed a calamari anus.

by the shrimping king August 11, 2006

Calabozo

Jail (Sp.); calaboose; hoosegow; Graybar motel.

I wen' to Ensenada an' ended up in the Calabozo, just for smokin' a joint!

by Octopod November 5, 2003

Calamity Flats

AKA Klamath Falls, Oregon. A town in southern Oregon that languished with the decline of the timber industry. AKA Klamath Fails.

I was born in Calamity Flats but moved to Sacradementia when dad got laid off by Weyerhauser.

by DuWayne Lippschitz January 20, 2011

Calamity Bridge

Thinking you have your penis in a girl's vagina but you actually have it in her anus. You have crossed Calamity Bridge.

Oh man, I went across Calamity Bridge last night!

by BunyipLobesy November 18, 2011

cabahota

A club house made out of bed sheets when you have nothing better to do on a rainy day.

Brittany: Hey Shauna, let's go make a cabahota!
Shauna: Sounds good! I'll go get the bed sheets!

by needmorecowbell July 19, 2012

Calamio

Situación negativa, bien por excesivo aburrimiento, bien por lo engorroso de su naturaleza. Situación que crea mucho malestar en general.

- ¿Tu suegra y tu padre están liados?
- Sí
- Pues vaya calamio de navidades

by yiembi June 23, 2016

Calamaties

Gay cross country tendencies

I forgot my condom so no calamaties today. Sorry boys

by Berry mcockenher October 9, 2019