cafeteria responding

When your man only reads your texts but, doesn't answer. He picks what texts he wants to answer. Like when you are at a cafeteria picking what you'd like to eat. You choose what you want to eat.

Ugh.... Chris is the king of cafeteria responding.

My boyfriend is cafeteria responding me but, answered his best friend.

by BFoverated February 21, 2017

Caffof

The dopest most real friend group a person could ever be apart of.

Guy 1: I wish I was in caffof but I’m an omega so I’m apart of squad
Guy 2: yikes

Once upon a time a squad was ignorant and decided to lookup caffof on urban dictionary, only then did they realize that caffof is the squad to end all squads and they immediately realized they had made a mistake and would never live up to caffof.

by Prankwars November 24, 2018

Calfed

When you fuck a girl so hard that when she goes to walk her legs give out like a baby calf

I calfed that girl so hard last night she fell down when she go up to walk to the bathroom.

by Sr.Ridiculously winning June 15, 2020

Cafnesia

When you drink a bunch of caffine and time seems to go by faster and you get a really good headrush

Dude I drank like 2 monsters and now I got some good cafnesia going

by Eclipseiasux April 29, 2022

dive cafe

A dank, dirty neighborhood cafe that serves cheap beverages and foodstuffs. Many of the clientele are regulars. Like a dive bar, but (probably) without the booze.

Can you believe I saw my Congressman at the dive cafe in my neighborhood? He probably goes there because it's the only place people don't recognize him.

by linguishionista October 20, 2008

Mychosen Cafe

The best restaurant in the whole world. Located in Metchosin B.C. It will be the best dining experience of your life. Enjoy the scenic Metchosin drive on your way there. :)

Person 1: I just had the best meal of my life!
Person 2: Oh, so you went to the Mychosen cafe?

by Thatpersonwhoenjoysthecafealot September 23, 2011

Beit Cafe

Where the kool kats roam on the Israeli culture scene.

1: Where are you going for your birthday?

2: The Beit Cafe, where else?!

by #shitt&vsays May 26, 2012