A highly degrading sexual act in which a man withdraws his penis from a female's anus and wipes fecal matter on her face drawing a beard, followed by smashing her face in a plate nachos covered with the following condiments: cheese, salsa and sour cream.
by Jack Brown September 5, 2008
Get the sneaky cubanmug. It's like scissoring for lesbians but with a man and woman. While in the scissor position the man aligns his anus with the woman's vaginal opening and proceeds to excrete a firm fecal log inside said woman's venereal cavity.
Variant: Same as above but with the misfortune of unexpected diarrhea. Known throughout Europe as "The French Mistake".
Used in a sentence: Dr.! How the hell are we going to get that Cuban Missile out of Hilary?
*WARNING* Probable felony if recipient is passed out or otherwise unconscious.
Variant: Same as above but with the misfortune of unexpected diarrhea. Known throughout Europe as "The French Mistake".
Used in a sentence: Dr.! How the hell are we going to get that Cuban Missile out of Hilary?
*WARNING* Probable felony if recipient is passed out or otherwise unconscious.
by Ramsey Dikken December 6, 2013
Get the A Cuban Missilemug. a mildly epic maneuver which involves one person taking a dump in the other person's mouth, allowing one end to hang out like a cigar. Then, you light the end hanging out on fire, thus creating the illusion that they are smoking a cigar.
"Dude, i totally pulled a Raunchy Cuban on that chick at the party!"
"No way? How did you do that?"
"She was passed out, so I ran up and did it! She wouldn't stop puking afterwards!"
"No way? How did you do that?"
"She was passed out, so I ran up and did it! She wouldn't stop puking afterwards!"
by DorkishHobo June 17, 2008
Get the Raunchy Cubanmug. The act of using Purell Hand Sanitizer as lube during sexual intercourse when a preferred lubricant is not in the present vicinity.
Man- Well honey, we're out of lubricant. I guess I'm gonna have to Cuban Sunburn you...
Woman- No, last time you did that I was burning for weeks.
Man- SHUT UP AND SIT STILL!!
Woman- No, last time you did that I was burning for weeks.
Man- SHUT UP AND SIT STILL!!
by jared...uh jared 15 February 3, 2010
Get the Cuban Sunburnmug. by Dutch (Matt's Mom's a MILF) May 1, 2003
Get the Cuban Judasmug. by ballin905 April 25, 2006
Get the cuban waterslidemug. A term used instead of blowjob, because when you're around a group of people, you don't just want to ask a girl to give you a BJ
by Mr. Cuban February 11, 2010
Get the Cuban Sandwichmug.