Crane Status

To play excessive amounts of halo to rank up quickly

Boy: " Hey man your a LT. Colonel grade three already?!"
Other Boy: " Yeah man I had to rank up"
Boy: " CRANE STATUS!...fag "

by Steven Crane October 18, 2010

Les Crane

A complete Prick who gets a kick-in.

A person who drives whilst under the influence of drugs and alcohol.

by Mad October 6, 2003

Crane Boys

Dirty rotten cunts that can’t keep hoes off their phones.

When dating a crane boys make sure you always take your anti physcicotic pills. You might kill em.

by Crane Gurlz November 8, 2020

Seneca Crane's beard

A beard that is legend in Panem. It beats all other beards, and The Hunger Games fandom fangirls over in constantly. Everyone wishes they were as crispy as Seneca's beard. He's livin' it up.

"Dude, did you see Seneca Crane's beard?"
"Yeah, I fangirled over that so hard that I lost my crispness."

by theavox December 16, 2011

Ilan Crane Fly

Mistaken for a spider, this gassy little fellah is sometimes spotted in the outer band of tress around China. A few were found in the Gobi Desert in Mongolia. The most interesting part of this creature is it's ability to fucking die. Yes, this creature can die at the drop of a hat, provided that the hat is on fucking fire. This animal is dead.

Look at that, it's dead.
Must be an Ilan Crane Fly

by Jack the Douche April 3, 2019

Tomasu Crane

One who is totally obsessed with cars and jerking off. Always finds a need to complain about something that no one else cares about. Acts gay sometimes around friends.

Your being a Tomasu Crane.

by The Almighty One April 17, 2005

playing the crane game

When a man gets a hand job from a blind woman.

See that girl over there? With the dog and the stick and the nice rack? Looks like she's ready for playing the crane game.

by TomKVideo December 17, 2008