He consumes acids

Phrase or statement that indicates that somebody is significantly overweight or obese, the latter of which is guaranteed caused by consuming more acidic foods than alkaline foods.
Person A: Nikocado Avocado is so fat and ugly
Person B: Yeah, that is because he consumes acids. All the time.
by justleafy2003 May 20, 2022
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good little consumer

A person who is easily influenced by advertising, brand loyalty programs, and consumer trends, often to their own financial or personal detriment.

A term used derogatorily to describe an individual who uncritically and obediently buys products and services, often spurred by manipulative advertising tactics and corporate strategies, without regard to the necessity, quality, or ethical implications of their consumption.
Every time a new phone model comes out, Jake camps outside the store overnight, wallet in hand, ready to trade his perfectly good current phone for the latest version—truly a good little consumer, faithfully fulfilling his role in the great corporate circle of life.
by YourBoyyTylerDurden February 21, 2024
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Consume glass

To break and digest objects composed of molten sand and lye
When I'm bored and have nothing to do, I like to Consume glass every once in a while
by Joe Bidome December 12, 2021
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Consumative

A Conservative who lives solely and completely by Genesis 1:28.

1: As in - consume until it's gone.

2: One who disregards modern science and continues to consume natural resources without consideration for the future.
Conservatives are not interested in conserving, they are primarily interested in Consuming...i.e. Consumative
by duvally December 6, 2011
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salt consumer

He consumes salt.
He protecc and he is thicc.
He always will eat salt out of the pretzel bag for you.
Sometimes he is depresso espresso, and sometimes he is happy padappy.
Guy 1: "Bro I'm not gonna eat that salt out of the pretzel bag"
Salt Consumer: "Don't worry bro I gotchu"
by blockpixelz June 20, 2022
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waifu consumer

Will repeatedly send anime on a discord server and when asked to stop he just says give me the hentai master rank.
Well... He achieved it but at what cost...
waifu consumer sent new waifu material did you check it out?
oh shit lemme check it *completely skips it all cause hes a normie* yeah man good stuff
oh stfu cunt you didnt read shit
by altum accountum August 26, 2020
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