Becky: I've never had sex before what do I do?
Martha: girl don't worry. Just spell coconut with your hips
Martha: girl don't worry. Just spell coconut with your hips
by Brysonhmyersoninstagram July 17, 2019

by Musetoabuse October 2, 2013

Vigorous masturbation while standing hunched over - to the point of looking like a primate angrily trying to break open some coconuts.
by funk579 May 28, 2009

- noun
The act of expectorating recently ejaculated semen into the face of the jizzum donor. The expectorate must be expelled in such a manner so as to be well distributed over the recipient's visage, so as to simulate or suggest the shrapnel damage that so often accompanies concussive chemical experiences. Note that a primary blast area or concentration of impact is not uncommon.
The act of expectorating recently ejaculated semen into the face of the jizzum donor. The expectorate must be expelled in such a manner so as to be well distributed over the recipient's visage, so as to simulate or suggest the shrapnel damage that so often accompanies concussive chemical experiences. Note that a primary blast area or concentration of impact is not uncommon.
After examining the splatter pattern on Chief's face and the manner in which it had stubbornly adhered to his facial hair, Penny suspected M.A.D. involvement, the coconut explosion being one of their trademark forms of sabotage.
by Dr. Monster March 8, 2011

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by upinyocribdawg68 May 8, 2020

A individual that does some suspicious activities that will cause you to question if are they okay in the head
by on August 18, 2019
