A
three headed monster that, upon seeing someone, draws them in, gives them diahreea with his
terrible pizza from his narzzle gland,
right next to his anal gland, also known as a "corrupt politician" monster (the origin of this name is unknown)
Man- Hey, Frank, how's it going?
Other
Man- Oh its okay, the wife's pregnant and she's craving the blood of newborn goats...
Man- Too
bad.... OMG!!! Its a Chicago! Run!
Other Man- Ahhhhhh!!!!! Why is it crapping?
Man- That's the pizza!!!
(sounds of gurgling and death)