A three headed monster that, upon seeing someone, draws them in, gives them diahreea with his
terrible pizza from his narzzle gland, right
next to his anal gland, also known as a "corrupt
politician" monster (the origin of this name is unknown)
Man-
Hey, Frank, how's it going?
Other Man- Oh its okay, the
wife's
pregnant and she's craving the blood of newborn goats...
Man- Too bad.... OMG!!! Its a Chicago! Run!
Other Man- Ahhhhhh!!!!! Why is it crapping?
Man- That's the pizza!!!
(sounds of gurgling and death)