Start Their Political Career

To forcefully have relations with an unwilling participant. Bonus points if they're underage.

Did you hear that Ron got caught trying to start their political career at the bar last night?

by Madd/Modd January 21, 2021

Career drinker

Those who incorporate drinking into every fabric of their being.

Cancun is full of career drinkers, who see only the bottom of their glasses and wallets.

by Whosetosay February 22, 2024

legal career

The process of working in the legal field, whereby a creative mind is whittled down to create a sophisticated but mindless rule follower that is paid to worry about other people's boring problems that no one would otherwise try to fix if it wasn't for the large amounts of cash that temporarily covers the meaninglessness of the once creative mind's new life.

"Did you hear that Bill graduated law school and is going into a legal career?"

"Yea, that poor guy will be a rich divorced alcoholic misanthrope in 10 years."

by jon_newhart April 30, 2014

career period

n. when one becomes periodically overly emotional about the current state of his/her job/career.

Frankie was complaining about "not being where he should be with his MBA" and how "he should have been a manager by now". I think he's just having his career period.

by Kwifer Sutherland July 14, 2011

career crush

Deep/profound admiration for someone due to their career/ professional achievements.

I have such a career crush on that doctor. She is everything I aspire to be when I’m a physician one day.

by warriorgirl23 February 22, 2021

Career Path

None really. The only thing I'm concerned with is the cabal of shadowy figures keeping track of everything I say and do. Let me illustrate

Guy 1 (hears me say a thing)--------- Guy 2 (repeats thing I say) This ☝️
Is the only thing in life that I care about. It's worth more than you life, your kids lives, and you wives lives. Guy 1 and Guy 2 do not know each other. How did Guy 1 tell Guy 2 what I said and who is benefiting from this? The answers to these are the only I care about. You will answer the questions.

Hym "That's really all there is to it. That's my career path. Over a couple of bumps and off of a bridge. There the fuckin plan you wanted me to make. A perfectly linear path that takes nothing to accomplish. The benefits to which are eternal. Sounds like a good one to me. What do you think?"

by Hym Iam May 19, 2022

Career

A long lasting servitude term to describe modern enslavement

One foot on a banana peel and the other foot on a career

by DoctorFog February 19, 2023