CPMS

*CONSTANT* PMS

dood: why is she always a bitch?
dude: 'cause she has CPMS

by k_khat July 25, 2009

CPM

Clouds Per Minute

Bruh you need to get your cpm's up dude!

by Jf7788 July 14, 2017

.cpm

Common typo of ".com", as often seen when writing too fast for your own good.

lemonparty.cpm

by Gipphe July 7, 2011

CPM

acronym for Call of Duty, Porn, Masterbate. a lifestyle.

Friend: What are you going to do today after school today?
You: What I do everyday, CPM.

by predator990909 May 31, 2010

cpmft

Simply "Couldn't pay me to fuck that."

That's the girl you took home last night from the bar? Dude cpmft..

by guido fabolous November 2, 2008

Cpmpundsneysne

What happens when your lesbian bestie try’s to type the word compound sentence

Oh yeah she accidentally said cpmpundsneysne in English class

by Catra applesauce meow meow November 13, 2021

CPMS

The most ghettoest school to send ya kids to, unless ur from tha blockk😈💨 then u good. And if ur from that school ur either ghetto or a white girl that says the n wrd. But wrdd If u go to CP bro yall now how to get sturdy and yall mad funny.

Sum 1: yo u where u from???
Gang n nem: oh I'm from THAAA BLOCKKK😈💨💨💨 aka CPMS

by Jaquaveontaveous November 23, 2021