buttsecks

the plural of buttseck

BUTTSECKS RLY

that about sums it up right there

by Natolya Koksanov May 23, 2006

buttcrack bandit

an act durring intercourse when a male unknowingly inserts his penis in the females buttocks crack; all the while he believes his member is in the vagina.

P.J. Brunson chugged two forties and pumped her crack. He's a buttcrack bandit.

by Yuri Gellar November 8, 2003

buttcrack-shower

(n.) The dredging of a damp washcloth through the butt cleavage, esp. in lieu of a full-body shower, or as an insurance policy against a messy or T.P.-intensive post-duke wipe-job.

1. "I could smell my ass, but I didn't have time for a full shower. So, I had to take a buttcrack-shower."

2. "My alarm clock didn't wake me up in time for my proctologist's appointment, so I had to make do with a buttcrack-shower before flying out the door."

3. "I don't know what I ate to have such ruthless mudbutt, but I'd nearly filled the toilet bowl with tissue from wiping so much, and there was still more shit than one wad could handle. So, I took a butt-crack shower."

by DJ Rick November 16, 2010

Buttsock

When you've had so much anal sex that your insides come outside. Resembles a pink sock hanging out of your ass.

"Did you know Jerry has a buttsock?? It's totally gross!"

by AndiAnomaly July 31, 2008

buttstank

This word is used for fat people that smell horribly bad. It doesn't matter if their asses are clean, as long as they smell bad, its always considered to be buttstank.

That Charlie has mad buttstank, and I want to suck his weaner.

by Samwel July 24, 2004

buttsecking

to be in the act of buttsecks; to buttseck.

hello? hey dude wuts up. hey can i call u back in like 20 minutes? i'm buttsecking my girl. aight talk to later, peace.

by jon p from dub pee... November 6, 2008

buttsecks

Anal sex for 1337 nerds.

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by XSGame September 22, 2005