Buttastrophe

A person who is such a big meany butt they need their own word for it.

Matthew is such a buttastrophe!

by SuzyQ12342313 December 23, 2013

Buttass

Probably the most harmless insult ever conceived by the English language. It combines two insults that aren't offensive into one supreme inoffensive word. Make fun of anyone who says this seriously.

Bill: Stop being such a Buttass, Tom!
Tom: Did you seriously call me a fucking Buttass. Go die.

by verloreN September 22, 2014

buttshank

Another word for anal sex

yo, i heard that jake got buttshanked last night, is that true?

yeah its true, it was me who banged him!

yolo right?

yolo

by Johnny Cracker 2.0 April 6, 2015

buttshreked

where you get your butt whole shreked or ruined

yo i got so buttshreked last night omg it hurt so bad

by the gabe boi January 19, 2017

Buttshananigins

The debree and drama that happens down in the gluteus maximums.

Hey Joe, can you help me deal with my buttshananigins!

by Heyscooter June 13, 2017

buttassination

buttassination

When one "butt" dials people by accident, essentially assassinating one's own reputation, character, job, or personal relationships by so doing.

Worker: Son of a bitch. I did another buttassination today.

Co-worker: Never heard of that. What in tarnation are you talking about?

Worker: I accidentally butt-dialed the boss while having coffee with the boys.

Coworker: So.

Worker: Yeah, well, he overheard our entire conversation, where we basically burned down the entire place with our gossip. I'm sure I just ass-assinated my job.

Coworker: Yep. You're toast.

by Ziggy Plays Guitar May 3, 2019

ButtHash

The greatest dank of the land, inhaled by only the most veteran of smokers, newcomers will simply just choke like a bitch. Most often green and soft, can be a little brittle once dried out. Should NEVER be brown. Thats false butthash if youre looking for the collar greens. McRibs enhance in flavor exponentially once the butthash is ingested prior to "the sesh".

Hey randal bro, that was 2 hits pass the ButtHash!

by Randal T. Lewis May 16, 2019