bumping uglies

the act of two ugly people having sex

Lisa; " Did you hear about Juliana and Eric?"

Kelly; "Yeah I heard they've been bumping uglies for a while now!"

by Kelbelle118 May 2, 2008

bumping bo bo's

2 guys hugging and thier penises touch while hugging

tom an joe hugged and accidently were bumping bo bo's

by bigrobj March 6, 2008

Bumping Nelsons

When one gentleman greets another by gently and accurately touching the heads of their penises together. An uncircumcised man must pull back his foreskin to accomplish the greeting correctly.

Bryant gave Dave a hearty hand shake and Bumped Nelsons when they re-antiquated after many years.

Not to be confused with crossing swards or playing swards

Bryant gave Dave a hearty hand shake and they were Bumping Nelsons after they were reacquainted after many years.

by The Real Berman July 9, 2011

Bumping Purses

An euphemism for lesbian sex.

Rachel & Jenny are totally bumping purses.

by DisasterWeenie June 15, 2017

bumping pelvises

Having sex

Me: Man, June and I have been bumping pelvises all night last night!

by whrionte January 15, 2015

Bumping them gums

The act of talking too gaadam much, talking aimlessly

Mr. Theodore Lee! Quit yo bumping them gums !

by Ant138767 April 26, 2015

bumping uglies

"Bumping Uglies" is when two unattractive people are copulating, and, the average person would be repulsed to witness such an act.
Of course the word 'unattractive' is really a relative concept isn't it.

God, I can't imagine my parents "doing it", they're a couple of 'bumping uglies'.

by mjr December 5, 2003