bumper head 

1. A person who copies everything they see others doing.
2. A trend follower; someone lacking originality.
3. A biter.

I bought a Rolex. Two weeks later Jay went out and bought a watch just like mine. Damn bumper head.

bumper head by E. Richmond, III June 27, 2006

bumper biscuit 

A bumper biscuit is when you take a dump on a nemesis', rival, or friends car bumper. Mostly done by high school or college age boys, well known at the Virginia Military Institute (VMA).

Dude, all that corn and nuts paid off. I dumped a bumper biscuit on that idiot Jason's car that was worthy of the yearbook.

bumper biscuit by Snake Charmer September 25, 2006

Bumper Cars 

A sex position where both the man and women are kneeling with their asses facing eachother.

Yeah man my penis is so flexible, I can pull off bumper cars with my girl

Bumper Cars by Hugh Jainis March 8, 2017

Bumper Balls 

Noun. A term used to describe the act of two men having double penetration sex with a woman, whereas each man has at least a 12 inch penis, and are standing. With each thrust, the men's testicles are repeatedly hitting each other, making a thumping sound. Commonly causes Sticky Bumper Balls.

Guy1: "Your mother likes bumper balls, doesn't she?"
Guy2: "How'd you know?"
Guy1: "Nick and I were not at your house to watch the dog."

Bumper Balls by MarkBolo February 7, 2007

bumper stickers 

retarded slogans on rectangular stickers that are attached to many crappy cars. people who have brand new cars feel they're too cool to put bumper stickers on that nice shiny mustang. over time, they will.examples of said bumper stickers are:

My child is an Honors Student!

Jesus loves you!

If you have animals called pets why do you eat animals called food?

Im a Proud Soccer Mom!

stuff with college football logos

on the back of a crappy nissan- "Jesus loves you, but everyone thinks your an asshole!" bumper stickers

on the back of a shiny SUV- TINY family stick figure bumper stickers boasting about your perfect family and pets.

bumper stickers by imsocoolishaticecubes! October 9, 2008

bumper clot 

Very similar to the jamaican slang blood clot. so look that one up!

Paul ya soopid bumpa clo mo-dah foe-ka

bumper clot by rasta man August 2, 2003

bumper thumper 

Derived from bible thumper

An automobile that:


* Is valued at less than $1000.00

* Is covered with more than a dozen bumper stickers preaching an ideal you disagree with

* Travels at half the speed limit and tends to linger between lanes

"I'll be late for work unless this fucking bumper thumper gets out of my way."

bumper thumper by AbnormalBoy April 23, 2004