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butthole bread

Slang for stuffing. Usually only seen around the hoildays. Its in reference to the bread mixture shoved up the turkey's (or turduckin if your fancy) ass. Taken from an episode of family guy
"man that butthole bread was good!"
by portablepotty January 12, 2013
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Bread Bank

welcome to the bread bank

we sell bread, we sell loafs

we got bread on deck, bread on the floor

TOASTED

ROASTED

shut the fuck up

listen i just need a baguette and a brioche

we don't have either of those

you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-

what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out

it's gluten free

i don't care if it's gluten free

swear on your fucking YEEZYS

if you wanna fight, we gon' fight

tryna be on WORLDSTAR?

wut, you gon' record it?

ye, i got my dollar store camera, ON

what's the fucking SITUAAAAAAAATION?

what the fuck do you wanT?

i'm the motherfucking MANAGER

at the BREAD STORE

B R E A D

tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD

i'mma need you to shut that bullshit up chief

we can't take shit out the bread

why put it in in the first place?

i know y'all smoking that pack

we got crackers

no gluten

fuck crackers

it's gluten free, you want the gluten or nah?

hell no, you better take the gluten out that damn shit

look we got whole wheat: gluten free

texas toast: gluten free

TORTILLA-

fuck all that

what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at?

florida

i knew it

look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police

i'm goin' WEAST

nah, don't call the police, i got a warrant

honestly, fuck y'all

i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread

what the fuck are you sayin'?

all i'm sayin' is, fuck y'alls bread, fuck the gluten, and fuck them crackers
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Berda is a boss.
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san berdoo

Informal name for the city of San Bernardino, California.
Rolled on down to San Berdoo
Just to smack the Vals and see The Who
Like all them royal bandits do
When they roll down to San Berdoo
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get your bread up

Person 1: I spent too much money on bud this month and now I can't make rent.
Person 2: Damn homie stop trippin' and get your bread up.
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blerd

A nerd who is of African American decent. A BLack-nERD.
Turk: "My cousins a blerd"
Carla: !?!?!
Turk: A black nerd.

-Scrubs
by mrrob December 8, 2006
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Garlic Bread

Garlic Bread is the god given meal of those who know how to taste, they would use it in church for communion they're just too cheap for this gold dust.

You must take caution, however, in your selection. There are many FAKES, I warned you. Don't even concern yourself with making it at home (unless you wan to flex your 600-800°C pizza oven) 250°C ovens wont cut it, pun intended. After selecting an appropriate vendor, preferably neapolitan, make certain that it is based on garlic oil and NOT butter as this will RUIN the experience entirely including a potential vom - not ideal.

Society I missing out on the great deal offered by this cuisine. Most restaurants produce in unsatisfactory result, speak to a professional first.
A: what do you want with your garlic bread?
B: I'm sorry, what!?
A: ...
B: You can't match a garlic bread to anything, it is the pinnacle of existence

A: would you like cheese on that?
B: Would you like to walk away from me before I take this to the next level

A: what should I have from the menu?
B: Garlic Bread
A: is that it?
B:I don't know you anymore, stop sitting near me. Now.
by Man of Stupendous Attitude November 19, 2019
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