Brexit Simply Explained

Perhaps the most popular oxymoron at the moment. Could be compared to the likes of ‘Ice Hot’ or ‘Happy Tragedy”

Person 1: “I wonder what’s going on with this Brexit nonsense?”
Person 2: “Here, I’ve found this video ‘Brexit Simply Explained’”
Person 1: “Why thank you, it’s almost bittersweet. Like an Ice Hot tea”

by PsychedLimbo November 7, 2019

Brexit

Brexit, verb brexiting, is a term used to describe a person who is telling everyone they are leaving, but then stay another hour.

Person 1: Gosh why is John still here, I thought he left an hour ago?
Person 2: I think he decided to do a bit of a Brexit.

by BenjameenoDeeno November 8, 2019

Brexit

A self-inflicted disaster, requiring a distinct lack of sense.

If you want to completely brexit a bridge from Ireland to Mainland Europe, get the guy who couldn't build a bridge across the Thames.

by Boris Bridge March 21, 2021

a quarter to Breitling

If you wear a expensive chronometer watch like Breitling and you want to show off, you can say this phrase.

To use this phrase it's possible to arrange every expensive chronometer watch (e.g. Rolex or IWC) with any time data.

Brooklyn: What time is it?
Leopold: It's a quarter to Breitling.

by Insalata May 30, 2015

Brexiting

Telling everyone at the party you are leaving, but actually staying

Joe yelled he was brexiting but still was there till the end of the party.

by FatherofDictionary March 30, 2019

brexiting

v. Endlessly discussing and planning an unneeded, pointless or frankly disastrous event without actually proceeding to any observable action.

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You get thrown out of college yet?

No. The Dean and them other clowns are still brexiting. Roll me up a bomber.

by gnostic3 June 22, 2019

feeling brexit

When you make a decision you instantly regret.

I voted for Trump because I thought he would be the greatest leader ever, I'm feeling brexit.

by n5473c December 18, 2016