fat-brained

noun - when you do something fat-fingered but the cause is entirely in the head and not, in fact, anything to do with the fingers.

Sorry I didn't mean to send you that email of myself, it was me being fat-brained.

by sauj October 30, 2014

Antonio Browned

Jerking off until completion on someone's back without their knowledge or consent.

I Antonio Browned my personal trainer last night!!! She was fucking PISSED.

by Gonzy42 September 10, 2019

Smooth-Brained

A person who could be very well-informed and high-functioning, possibly even quite intelligent in certain areas, but is an idiot nevertheless. Usually a smooth-brained person has never thoroughly examined their beliefs, is generally susceptible to ideology, and has enjoyed a relatively comfortable life free of struggle or adversity.

Smooth-brained can also describe an article, film, or any other piece of content that presents a view of the world that betrays the author's complete alienation from any of the material conditions that define most peoples' lives.

Can also be used as a noun, for example: smooth-brain.

Did you read the latest smooth-brained think piece about rising division in America?
Nah, I can't even read that both-sides bullshit.

by SBCP October 9, 2021

browned

the act of back-handing your woman, in order to put her in her place, back in the kitchen.

I browned that bitch Rihanna!

by sir chris brown March 7, 2009

Brawed

Mad -Or Enraged - A Sense Of Anger

I Am Brawed At James For Stealing My Swag

by Lazaro La Rosa August 24, 2009

Brauned

The act of screwing up a joke or well known saying.

When someone is caught doing that, you say, "You Brauned that one"

Common Saying: "That guy's nuts. Grab him!"

If you said, "That guys crazy. Grab his nuts!" I would say, You Brauned that one.

by Psedonym Guy May 28, 2010

browned off

pissed off

I'm browned off because I had a bad day at work.

by jiggawatt129 April 27, 2006