alabama neck brace

When you do a girl doggy & wrap both hands around her throat...then whisper "I'm your cousin" in her ear & hang the fuck on! (just try not to break her neck when she starts buckin')

My girl said she doesn't like rough sex, so I gave her an Alabama Neck Brace.

by KnkyDiver June 3, 2016

Blaped

When you hit a vaporizer and smoke a blunt, and then become blunted and vaped.

"Yo dude did you hit that vape last night?" -Guy 1
"Ya man and after that blunt, i was blaped." -Guy 2
"Yeah I was so fucked up I was making up words and had the worst munchies!" -Guy 1

by Im stoned off my ass September 24, 2010

Arkansas Bracelet

First, take a six-pack of beer. Then, remove one of the beers & begin drinking it. Next, stick your hand through the hole that's left. You now have a classy looking Arkansas Bracelet that you can wear for the rest of the night, & you aren't going to forget where your beer is either. Or you might forget, if things get really awesome.

There is controversy surrounding what to do when (if) you decide to ever remove an empty Arkansas Bracelet. Some say that you should cut it up & put it in the recycle bin so that it doesn't hurt any dolphins. Others say that if these dolphins are so "evolved" & "intelligent", then they ought to be able to avoid sticking their noses through small plastic rings & dying because of this.

The party only really got going when Jack stepped in rocking a Bud Ice Arkansas Bracelet on each wrist.

by Billy Billystack July 20, 2009

bradenton

Home to slow driving old people, hott girls, and kick ass guys. One of the most boring places in the world to live. Everyone here knows how to party and exactly where the party at. High schools such as Manatee, Bayshore, and Southeast can be found here. Also home to many pot smoking teenagers.

Bradenton: Laguna Beach on crack.
Bradenton: Our crack whores will beat up your crack whores.

by Shannon Albritton September 30, 2005

braces

Common identifier on female indicating that she is not legal to have sex with.
Common identifier on male indicating high probability he will not be fucking anyone.
Generally a serious cockblocker.

Nerdy form of fronts or grills.

Defendant: I didn't know she was 16.
Judge: She had on braces for fuck sake.
Defendant: Did you just curse? Does that mean it's a mistrial?
Judge: Fuck no. Your ass is still going to jail.

Teen1: I just got braces.
Teen2: You a gansta now?
Teen1: (Sad Face)No....this means I'm not getting pussy.

by Feckel Matters November 1, 2007

bapes

Pronounced (Bape-eez)
a condensed version of the name "Bathing Apes", a japanese name brand of clothing sold worldwide. Very popular in California.

"Bapes" if they're shoes, and "Bape" if its a jacket

I got me some Bapes at the mall yesterday.
That nigga's Bape jacket is fake.

by Jayrod84 August 26, 2006

jelly bracelet

Thin, stretchy bracelets worn by middle-and-high-school students in many different colors and patterns. They are often mistaken as "sex bracelets", where the circumstance is that supposedly if a guy pulls one off a girl and breaks it, he has to perform a sexual act with her (the color determines what they do. This ranges from a simple hug to oral sex). Though, most students wear them for fashion reasons. The hidden, sexual purpose of these bracelets was probably invented by some drunk college kids..."Hey, lets fuck each other. But we need a reason. Besides the fact that we're stoned. Hey, let's pretend that we need to have our bracelets snapped to be fucked!!! Yeahhh!"

Katie got some awesome new jelly bracelets at Hot Topic. They're black and red and purple. But Emily got some really nice pink sparkley ones at Claires.

Joe: Hey, Kate! Brandon snapped your bracelet! And it was red and black! You have to do 69! Hahahaha! Brandon and Kate! Brandon and Kate!
Me: Burn in hell, you worthless piece of shit.

by Yours Truly June 22, 2004