Because Of The Boulder

A term used for when you can't see something, due to a boulder being in the way

Person 1: I was going to go hiking the other day, but my view of the road ahead was blocked.

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: Because Of The Boulder

by Averysubtlemongoose December 9, 2022

boulder mode

when you have a rock solid boner

She sat on my lap and I went boulder mode.

by thiccginge February 24, 2023

goose boulders

Goose boulders are extra large goose bumps that are caused by sexual excitement.

I was tickling the inside of her thighs when I noticed she was getting goose boulders!

by PaPaSmurF November 4, 2013

Boulder Badge

The Boulder Badge is awarded to a pokemon trainer when they demonstrate they have enough experience and Pokesex entries related to staying rock solid under severe pressure, and delivering hard, powerful performance in the process.

Last Comic-con i failed to get my Boulder Badge when the crowd gave me performance anxiety.

by Arphee September 6, 2016

Boulder mapping

god himself

Fear his wrath, Boulder mapping

by theelitephayze69420 August 21, 2023

Butt Boulder

1. An enormous, dense, tightly packed mass of poop capable of achieving mass destruction by means of toppling trees, buildings, and the American dream.

2. Big/big round poop.

1. Today at work I sit down, then I dropped a butt boulder in the trash can.

2. This is a heavy butt boulder, daddy, what did you eat?

3. Would someone please tell me what "butt boulder" means?

4. Do me in the butt, then eat my butt boulder.

by AdamWW July 24, 2008

kidney boulder

where you pass a kidney stone and it gets stuck in your penis thus it feels like your passing a boulder instead of a regular stone(the closest thing to male birth)

extreme pain in the penis area close to the feeling when your peeing for the first(and last) time your ever going to jack off using shampoo as a lubricant,(it got stuck , it felt like a kidney boulder)

by EXTREME CHEESE April 13, 2009