by TJ Bragg September 20, 2006
1.) When you pick a large, viscous booger while driving and are unable to flick it out the window before arriving at your destination.
2.) When you really need to pick an annoying booger but can't in the presence of your mother, grandmother, or girlfriend.
2.) When you really need to pick an annoying booger but can't in the presence of your mother, grandmother, or girlfriend.
by PopeAbsurd October 13, 2011
A large nose nugget made especially hard and sharp from particularly trashy crank or meth, and sometimes, teh cola, usually from being stepped on by a Frankenstein. Crank boogers can be very difficult to dislodge in total, making one work for it like a miner, and making one to exclaim when caught at the herculean chore, "Goddamn crank booger!" so as to raise sympathy for the dirty nose picker.
First guy, "Damn dude, are you diggin' for gold up there?"
Second guy, "Goddamn crank booger!"
First guy, "Ahhh, dude..."
Second guy, "Goddamn crank booger!"
First guy, "Ahhh, dude..."
by ColoradoRick67 March 16, 2011
by Rob!!!!!!!!!!!! September 07, 2006
In an effort to annoy her, Linda picked one of the sweatshirt boogers from her sleeve, reached over and put it on Rona's leg.
by Heather R October 18, 2007
When a male/female snot rockets into a female's meat curtains and then a tertiary male/female consumes said snot rocket out of said neather region.
by boo1235 July 19, 2017
Shontrice: What's all that stuff on your wall over there? Asbestos?
Chip: No, it's my booger wall. It contains my nasal materials from the last 16 months. Beautiful isn't it?
Chip: No, it's my booger wall. It contains my nasal materials from the last 16 months. Beautiful isn't it?
by The Bunion March 03, 2011