Boinked

Another way to iterate the way in which you got ran over by a car

The lady was in such a rush that she left her passenger side door open, and boinked a kid on the way out of her parking spot.

by Savage Sandy October 26, 2018

Boink

To have sex.
(This word was perfectly crafted by a South African engineer)

Me and <insert name> boinked.
Would you like to boink later?

by SouthAfricanEngineer October 15, 2023

Bungee Boink

The act of doggy-styling a partner in a collar and leash near a window. After finishing, you pick them up, with your dick still inserted, then throw them out of the window, having their leash still in your hand, and tugging on it making the leash go ‘Boing!’, snapping their neck instantly.

Johnny: “Hey Fred! I did the Bungee Boink to Stacy last night!”

Fred: “What the fuck is wrong with you”

by dongerMcWonger January 29, 2020

Boinking

In rock climbing, after taking a fall into free space, the climber and belayer work together to pull and bounce the climber back to the rock

Climber: man I just had such a big whipper, I don't know how to get back up to the rock!
Belayer: let's try boinking you back up!

by steveman1123 December 5, 2024

Boinked

You've been fucked

Your friend punching you in lava and you lose your diamonds.
Your friend, "Oh God, you've been boinked

by ThatUnoDude March 10, 2020

Spoinkin the boink

The act of preforming oral sex

“Nancy is really experienced with spoinkin the boink”

by Smolkittybean February 6, 2019

break up boink

Having sex with someone after a break up or in between relationships.

Barney Stinson would be the bro to successfully pull off the Break Up Boink because he's legen-wait for it-dary.

by the bro July 21, 2014