Hookie bocker

A person who is odd behaving. When a friend does something that is really dumb for no apparent reason and you don't want to call them s dumb ass.

That hookie bocker set himself on fire tryin to light the grill with a fart and a lighter yesterday. Dork IDIOT dumbass

by Big Ben Schip June 16, 2017

bocked

Taking any problem and blowing it up into a crisis level event. defbock

The customer was a little worried about our schedule, then John came in and bocked up our proposed solution. Now everyone is in a panic.

by Steve June 5, 2003

Bockos

a fat, slow horse with unusually deformed teeth and gums.

That bloke's teeth are jacked up, he looks like a Bockos.

You can lead a Bockos to water but you can't make it drink.

A Bockos in the hand is worth a punch in the balls in the bush.

He is slower than a Bockos.

by Grandballer October 21, 2013

bocker

(n). Someone or something that is especially cute or adorable. Usually used in reference to children or boyfriends.

(adj). Having the qualities of a bocker.

(v). The act of doing something to make someone more of a bocker.

That little girl is such a bocker!

So this bocker kid goes up to his mom and says...

I totally just bockered up my boyfriend's hair.

by Anonymouser2 August 26, 2005

boce

verb noun adjective A retard or someone who acts retarded. Many boces coexist in hiding and denial with regular and intelligent people. Boce Brian (Double B) is possibly the founder of this new sect of homosapiens, being so retarded as to jump off a moving motorcycle just because I told him to.

Boce Brian
verb - that kid is bocing (boesing) out.
noun - Look at that boce over there.
adjective - look at that boce-ass kid drooling on himself over there.

by D.A.N. December 28, 2005

boces

Noun, plural in construction but singular in usage. Originates from the acronym "Board Of Cooperative Educational Services," (or something similar), a 'special education' system often used to educate mentally-retarded people (frequently children, but occasionally brain-damage victims) as much as one possibly could, which, typically, isn't much. The acronym eventually became a term to describe any person so enrolled in one of these systems, and through logical extension, a an insult to suggest that they are as intelligent and mentally competent as a person enrolled in a BOCES system.

"Jim is such as boces, he can't even turn on the computer correctly."
"Our teacher is a real BOCES. It took him 20 minutes to get the VCR running."

by Tha Funkinator May 13, 2005

bocker

The equivalent of a "fag" in English public school, Christ's Hospital. Simultaneously a term for the kitchen staff.

my mate knows one of the bockers, he says they wank into the ravioli all the time.

by thorn a gay November 14, 2011