Bobcat

A animal that is creepy when it is mounted

Dang that bobcats creepy.

by Anawesomegirl March 12, 2015

Bobcat

A woman who used to be a cougar but has gotten too old

That woman’s not a cougar she’s a bobcat

by Gem May 31, 2018

Bobcat Boner

The sensation you get in your pants when operating a Bobcat.

Jason is operating the bobcat moving dirt. He must have a Bobcat boner.

by Miller Perry November 17, 2023

Bobcat Syndrome

(n.) The experience when one meets a potential partner one time, then fantasizes and obsesses over that one person even though no further contact is made between the two persons. This can progress to the point where the person can go months without any contact with the other person, but still obsesses over the memory of the initial contact.

Example: "Hey Billy, I still can't get my mind over Bonquisha!" "Billy, it's been over four weeks now. I think you have Bobcat Syndrome." "Oh darn!"

(For further reference and information, see "Bobcat Goggles")

by TimJongUn May 10, 2016

Bobcat Boner Blunder

This one is simple, it is when a cat mistakes your boner for a mouse so it jumps and attacks it ferociously until it bleeds.

1. Hey Steve, my cat did a Bobcat Boner Blunder to me last night

2. I hate it when Max does a Bobcat Boner Blunder to me, it stings.. but I kinda like it

by Soggy sack December 18, 2017

Bobcat Nap

When one sleeps on their back with a knife or forearm clutched closely to their chest in anticipation of a predator awakening them.

I got real tired on my camping trip so I took a quick bobcat nap.

by elgrandechungus June 11, 2022

Bobcat

The male version of a cougar. A older man you would like to fuck. Now a serious bobcat is when the guy is really old but still super hot and you would bang him.

Blonde : hey check out that bobcat at the bar.

Blonde : Tara that guy over there is a serious bobcat.

by Bobcat lover May 7, 2019