bluetooth boner

when your girl says something that gets you hard from a distance without the need of any touching

her: yeah i’m not wearing panties
you: damn bitch I got a boner from that
her: that a bluetooth boner

by sankton42 April 24, 2022

Bluetooth sip

when you put your mouth on the top of a juicebox straw and you suck really hard to get the juice out of the juice box.

why the hell are you sucking your juice box so hard?

dude it’s called a bluetooth sip.

by shitfartpoop December 26, 2022

When your friend gets her ankles out and you start having a seizure but everyone thinks you’re wanking.

Nat: “Why are you having a wank without your hands?”

Teg: “It’s just Bluetooth wanking”

by BoardCard November 12, 2019

A type of rizz where you share your rizz powers to those around you and level up all the mandem

by J12stinky December 7, 2022

A Bluetooth orgasm is from the show “Dave” and it is when you can make yourself ejaculate without the use of physical touch.

Jim’s girlfriend wouldn’t have sex with him so he had to Bluetooth orgasm.

Bro... Sarah was in here last night and I was Bluetooth busting while I was talking to her

No way man, Bluetooth busting is way to hard for me

by Peachtheboss May 22, 2023

In their open marriage, Jada must be getting lots of bluetooth action from everyone but Will.

by Bumble_Bee_LA July 2, 2022