The act of releasing a turd that is so thick and long that, upon cut/release/splashdown, you not only obtain a sensation of levitating, but you experience a chill, followed by a brief look behind you in disbelief and extreme exhaustion/weakness.
This experience, in it's entirety, has been known to mimic the sensations experienced by street magician David Blaine while performing his world-renowned levitation during the airing of "David Blaine: Street Magic"
This experience, in it's entirety, has been known to mimic the sensations experienced by street magician David Blaine while performing his world-renowned levitation during the airing of "David Blaine: Street Magic"
Sorry about the smell... I was Dropping a David Blaine... it took a lot out of me... I might need an ambulance.
by BalduccisBalls May 20, 2011
This sex act is initiated when a woman gives a man a large dose of cialis to enhance his performance and then starts having sex with him in either the cowgirl or reverse cowgirl position.
When the man goes deaf and blind from the side effects of the cialis the woman switches out with a friend and then taps out in morse code on the hand of the newly deaf and blind man an explanation of his hoodwinking.
When the man goes deaf and blind from the side effects of the cialis the woman switches out with a friend and then taps out in morse code on the hand of the newly deaf and blind man an explanation of his hoodwinking.
No one would have sex with kate's friend jen because it got out that she had herpes. When kate's boyfriend cheated on her, they decided to reverse david blaine him. The poor bastard never realized it because he didn't know morse code and he still can't see.
by MattWierman January 2, 2012
(as versatile as our favorite four letter word)
/da-veed bologna/ Pronunciation Vulgar.
–verb (used with object)
1. (Blaine)-to have sexual intercourse with.
2. (Blained)-Slang. to be treated unfairly or harshly.
–verb (used without object)
3.(David Blaining) to have sexual intercourse.
4. (Blained) Slang. to meddle (usually fol. by around or with).
–interjection
5. (What the EFF David Blaine) Slang. (used to express anger, disgust, peremptory rejection, etc., often fol. by a pronoun, as you or it.)
–noun
6.(D Blaineing) an act of sexual intercourse.
7. (Blainers) a partner in sexual intercourse.
8. Slang. a person, esp. one who is annoying or contemptible.
9. (the EFF, David Blaine), Slang. (used as an intensifier, esp. with WH-questions, to express annoyance, impatience, etc.)
—Verb phrases
10. (Blaine around), Slang. a. to behave in a frivolous or meddlesome way.
b. to engage in promiscuous sex.
11. Blaine off, Slang. a. to shirk one's duty; malinger.
b. go away: used as an exclamation of impatience.
c. to waste time.
12. (cheez-its, cheez-its, cheez-its repeat)Blaine-up, Slang. a. to bungle or botch; ruin.
b. to act stupidly or carelessly; cause trouble; mess up.
—Idiom13. give a Blaine, Slang. to care; be concerned.
/da-veed bologna/ Pronunciation Vulgar.
–verb (used with object)
1. (Blaine)-to have sexual intercourse with.
2. (Blained)-Slang. to be treated unfairly or harshly.
–verb (used without object)
3.(David Blaining) to have sexual intercourse.
4. (Blained) Slang. to meddle (usually fol. by around or with).
–interjection
5. (What the EFF David Blaine) Slang. (used to express anger, disgust, peremptory rejection, etc., often fol. by a pronoun, as you or it.)
–noun
6.(D Blaineing) an act of sexual intercourse.
7. (Blainers) a partner in sexual intercourse.
8. Slang. a person, esp. one who is annoying or contemptible.
9. (the EFF, David Blaine), Slang. (used as an intensifier, esp. with WH-questions, to express annoyance, impatience, etc.)
—Verb phrases
10. (Blaine around), Slang. a. to behave in a frivolous or meddlesome way.
b. to engage in promiscuous sex.
11. Blaine off, Slang. a. to shirk one's duty; malinger.
b. go away: used as an exclamation of impatience.
c. to waste time.
12. (cheez-its, cheez-its, cheez-its repeat)Blaine-up, Slang. a. to bungle or botch; ruin.
b. to act stupidly or carelessly; cause trouble; mess up.
—Idiom13. give a Blaine, Slang. to care; be concerned.
David Blaine is a naughty word.
1. Doreen and I want to Blaine SOO bad, but we can never get a second alone!
2. I was totally Blained at the DMV...
3. Doreen and I FIANLLY got to the David Blaning! It was AWESOME!
4. So check out this mother- effer... Blained around in my business again.
6. kid 1: Yo, I was D Blaineing the EFF out of her the other night, when my MOM walked in. (reference # 5)
kid 2: WHAT the EFF, David Blaine! Thats total cheese-its! (reference # 12)
7. Ive had at LEAST 25 Blainers since I started having sex.
8. David Blaine. Rot in hell.
9. Levitate me DOWN David Blaine, WHAT THE EFF!
10. You know how I do, I just loooove to Blaine around.
11. Blaine off, I already came.
c. Im gonna spend all Saturday doing nothing, I'll just Blaine around.
12. Cheez-its- as exclimation. CHEEZ_ITS...CHEEZ_ITS DAVID BLAINE!
13. I don't give a flying David Blaine.
1. Doreen and I want to Blaine SOO bad, but we can never get a second alone!
2. I was totally Blained at the DMV...
3. Doreen and I FIANLLY got to the David Blaning! It was AWESOME!
4. So check out this mother- effer... Blained around in my business again.
6. kid 1: Yo, I was D Blaineing the EFF out of her the other night, when my MOM walked in. (reference # 5)
kid 2: WHAT the EFF, David Blaine! Thats total cheese-its! (reference # 12)
7. Ive had at LEAST 25 Blainers since I started having sex.
8. David Blaine. Rot in hell.
9. Levitate me DOWN David Blaine, WHAT THE EFF!
10. You know how I do, I just loooove to Blaine around.
11. Blaine off, I already came.
c. Im gonna spend all Saturday doing nothing, I'll just Blaine around.
12. Cheez-its- as exclimation. CHEEZ_ITS...CHEEZ_ITS DAVID BLAINE!
13. I don't give a flying David Blaine.
by PirateNinjaKitties November 24, 2007
The place where you will get raped if you don't stay at least 5 feet apart from everyone at all times and watch your ass
Officer 1 : Welcome To Blaine County Prison. Try to stay at least 5 feet apart from everyone and watch your ass at all times if you don't want to be raped or shanked or both
Prisoner 881 : Are you fucking kidding me?
Guard 1 : No he's not now get in your fucking cell
Officer 1 : Have a nice life motherfucker
Prisoner 881 : Are you fucking kidding me?
Guard 1 : No he's not now get in your fucking cell
Officer 1 : Have a nice life motherfucker
by Midnight616 June 11, 2020
by Aron Ricketts July 22, 2008
the act of hyping everybody up to think that your gonna do something ridonkulous but ending up doing jack shit
What a cocktwat. He said he could hold his breath for 9 minutes but ended up pulling a David Blaine.
by E-dubby dub November 6, 2006
You get head from a girl (or guy) and pretend that you came. Act like your load disappeared and you can't find it. Tell her (or him) to look for it. When she (or he) looks near you.. bust in her (or his) face.
by boss ton pan cake January 13, 2009