Belgium

A country located between France, Germany and the Netherlands. Originally two parts of both the Netherlands and France, Belgium gained its independence and became a monarchy on the 21st of July 1831 ( now the National Holiday). It is split up into two parts, Wallonia and Flanders. Wallonia is where they speak a dialect of French, while Flanders is where they speak multiple dialects of Dutch. Both parts are in a "war" between cultures, with many saying that Wallonia is the best while Flanders is actually the best part of the whole country. Almost everyone is Belgium speaks 3 (or more) languages (exept for the lazy Wallonians who for some reason mostly don't learn Dutch). The languages are Dutch, French and English, some in Flanders also learn German because its easier to learn when you can speak Dutch. Most belgian beers were brewed in the abbeys (some of which still brew) in Flanders. A lot of festivals are hosted in Belgium (most in Flanders), like Tomorrowland. Although I stated a lot of the best things are in Flanders, Wallonia is equally beautiful. Chocolate, landscape, waffles, a lot of belgian products come from there.

TLDR; Amazing country (not a failed "city") in Europe with beer, chocolate, waffles, festivals, patriotism and beautiful women.

ex: "Belgium is a country not a city, dumbfuck Trump."

by HavokRaven August 10, 2017

Belgiumed

when a smaller nation is forcibly annexed into a larger nation, usually via military force.

Denmark got Belgiumed into Germany during World War 2

by DAMEN CARMEN March 5, 2023

Belgium technocracy

Where a country has no leader or government for a period of time, operating by the old government's rules and continuing as usual. This normally doesn't work for very long, as the lack of government means that core features that a government brings cannot proceed until a new one forms to take its place. It's called a “Belgium technocracy” as a joke about Belgium breaking its own record for days without government for 592 days.

Maybe it might've been a better idea to just have a Belgium technocracy than this.

by DerpyDerp80 November 25, 2021

BELGIUM BUBBLER

When you fuck someone in the arse and cum inside their asshole and wait until the cum bubbles out so you can eat it.

Oh my god dude, Stacy’s so fucking hot that I’d let her give me a Belgium bubbler.

by Skin daddy August 29, 2019

belgium french fry

A very cold and thicc french fry, normal bought in McDonalds or Chick-fil-a

Dude, she's built like a belgium french fry!

by The lowercase G April 20, 2018

Belgium Dip

When a man stands naked over another laying down, head to tails, and pours a Belgium beer down his back soaking his balls and proceeds to tea bag them. Hence, a Belgium dip.

I totally gave him/her a Belgium dip

by K@ble June 1, 2024

BELGIUM STINKY

During intercourse the man sucks the fart out of a woman’s ass and blows it out like a vape

Ooooh that was a tangy Belgium stinky!

by PapaTantan420 June 11, 2023