The dirty beige

2 shots of espresso medium size no sugar.

And balls.

Chico needed his balls iced after preparing the dirty beige for Valerie.

by Maximus moridious January 30, 2021

unfussy beige

when you are a silly unfussy beige😍
Fruitcake

“Elissa is such an unfussy beige”😹

by unfussybeige August 31, 2021

Hearing Aid Beige

That matt fawn colour that resembles nicotine stained cream paint, you only find the old NHS hearing aids in this colour as no self respecting person would pay good money to have any item of this dull colour.

her personality is so plain it could be described as hearing aid beige...

by Moggsy James July 1, 2010

Electric Beige

Possibly the most refreshing exilerating adrenaline induced milkshake brand...i mean colour ever known to man, or anything other than fungi.

(Jerome) Demond that Wigger looks slick in those electric beige shoes!
(Demond) I sure feel stupid in these Nike Air Jordans...

by Joel the dentist July 11, 2010

siege the beige

in pursuit for blow job

man i have been trying to seige the beige but no luck so far

by NCON3000, JB and Bro, and Brusnik August 7, 2005

Mushroom Beige

a. the colour to describe the colour of a mushroom

b. A common room paint coulour

i.e Oooh, is that beige?

Ooooh yeah, what kind of beige?

Hmmmm...Mushroom beige...

by lilmissmush February 7, 2010

Wipe it to beige

The act of partially wiping one’s anus post defecation. A phrase popularised by minor internet celebrity and UK top 5 music artist, Kunt and the Gang.

Just wipe it to beige, let me in and then go and finish off your poo.

by the people's champion 1993 February 14, 2021