by the wtf effect April 25, 2012
Get the basting the breadmug. during coitus, the giver pulls his member out of the receiver to wipe her juices across her face, and then continues penetration...repeating every 5 minutes to keep her moist and cooking.
by frankysixfingers May 15, 2011
Get the face bastingmug. A bread of Canada's finest female mountie. The ironic mis-spelling of best goes to show why women should stay in the kitchen. They can normally be found creeping around in random areas of canada, usually riding a horse. These creatures are very dangerous since they never sleep.
Chuck: Holy crap!! Is that Bast Mountie riding a horse!? | David: bast rides a h0rse? | Chuck: ya bro
by Explode_Bomb August 18, 2011
Get the Bast Mountiemug. by tricia November 23, 2004
Get the turkey basting whoremug. Bothering one with random, inconsequential nonsense, such as e-mails full of shit you don't care about or text messages that drive you insane with insane blabber.
I've been trying to dump my on-line boyfriend for months, but he keeps basting my balls via e-mail with stupid bullshit I don't find cute anymore.
by SlimShadee October 9, 2014
Get the basting my ballsmug. A flash bast*rd is someone with a very high opinion of themselves, almost never backed up with any substance. Usually a male of the species, wearing flashy clothes, driving a flashy car, but with no real substance.
by Ballen January 25, 2006
Get the Flash Bast*rdmug. wash your genitals (male)
A turtle's head retracts much like a penis does. During ultrasound examinations, male gender is said to be seen as the "turtle sign" because the penis looks like a turtle head and the scrotum resembles the shell.
A turtle's head retracts much like a penis does. During ultrasound examinations, male gender is said to be seen as the "turtle sign" because the penis looks like a turtle head and the scrotum resembles the shell.
by Ritaroo2 June 14, 2008
Get the baste my turtlemug.