It's a "FART"
Before you fart. You tell the wife/girlfriend. Ya ever heard a "Michigan Barking Spider"? You go through the whole spiel on some get really big. 99% of people never seen them and they make a loud sound like....and make any kind of weird sound. Wait a few minutes and ya let one rip. Then yell out ....Oh my God. There is one in here someone where.
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A very affluent town in the south of England.
You may spot the odd chav or pregnant teenager but is mostly full of young, fashionable people who know how to have a good time.
The majority of people go to college and uni, because they are CLEVER.
However, if you are looking for a nice, decent guy who will treat you right, do not come looking in Basingstoke. The town is full of so called "playas", dickheads, arseholes, wankers who all think they are God's gift to women.
For some reason the shopping centre has 2 Starbucks, 2 Costas, Tchibo and a lot of other small coffee shops, WHY?!
There are quite a few fatties in this town, mainly caused by the 3 McDonalds and 3 Pizza Huts.
Supermarket and Leisure Park carparks are the preferred hang out for "boy racers" and general saddos.
People who went to Bishop Challenor School are known as Bible Bashers, people who went to Brighton Hill are Yellow Bellies and Fort Hill and John Hunt are just terrible schools. Aldworth Science College is where its at!
Rough areas in Basingstoke include Popley, Oakridge, Buckskin and some parts of South Ham i.e Burnaby.
People from Kempshott, Chineham, Old Basing and Hatch Warren like to think they're rich and posh, but are mostly all on drugs.
Generally a good place to live, as long as you have money, you won't get bored.
A very affluent town in the south of England.
You may spot the odd chav or pregnant teenager but is mostly full of young, fashionable people who know how to have a good time.
The majority of people go to college and uni, because they are CLEVER.
However, if you are looking for a nice, decent guy who will treat you right, do not come looking in Basingstoke. The town is full of so called "playas", dickheads, arseholes, wankers who all think they are God's gift to women.
For some reason the shopping centre has 2 Starbucks, 2 Costas, Tchibo and a lot of other small coffee shops, WHY?!
There are quite a few fatties in this town, mainly caused by the 3 McDonalds and 3 Pizza Huts.
Supermarket and Leisure Park carparks are the preferred hang out for "boy racers" and general saddos.
People who went to Bishop Challenor School are known as Bible Bashers, people who went to Brighton Hill are Yellow Bellies and Fort Hill and John Hunt are just terrible schools. Aldworth Science College is where its at!
Rough areas in Basingstoke include Popley, Oakridge, Buckskin and some parts of South Ham i.e Burnaby.
People from Kempshott, Chineham, Old Basing and Hatch Warren like to think they're rich and posh, but are mostly all on drugs.
Generally a good place to live, as long as you have money, you won't get bored.
by Gem & Nat January 30, 2009
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The act of smoking a bowl of packed marijuana with a ball of collected marijuana resin cratered in the center, topped with collected THC crystals from grounded marijuana. Can be made in any marijuana smoking device that has a bowl.
Is a reference to the "Barringer Meter Crater" in northern Arizona, thought to be the possible location for the meteor that killed the dinosaurs. The act for smoking a ball of resin on it's own is called smoking a Comet and with THC crystal 'Smoking Comets and Tails' With the addition of marijuana itself and the placement of the Comet in the center, the Barringer itself resembles a Comet has crashed into a field of grass that, when smoked, burns.
Is a reference to the "Barringer Meter Crater" in northern Arizona, thought to be the possible location for the meteor that killed the dinosaurs. The act for smoking a ball of resin on it's own is called smoking a Comet and with THC crystal 'Smoking Comets and Tails' With the addition of marijuana itself and the placement of the Comet in the center, the Barringer itself resembles a Comet has crashed into a field of grass that, when smoked, burns.
Wanna smoke a Barringer? Wanna make a Barringer? I'm gonna crash myself a Barringer. Wanna go to Barringer?
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Right before he swerved off the road into the embankment, the tattooed biker decided to fling a bearing at the soccer mom driver in the minivan who accidentally cut him off on the highway. Afterwards the biker woke up in a hospital bed with the television tuned in to the cartoon channel.
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Henry: Well I saw this ad with Jessica Alba and spent the rest of the day bundybating.
Tim: What the fuck are you talking about, bundybating?
Henry: You know why the fuck do you care what I was doing on my own time?
Tim: I....I have no life.
Henry: Well I saw this ad with Jessica Alba and spent the rest of the day bundybating.
Tim: What the fuck are you talking about, bundybating?
Henry: You know why the fuck do you care what I was doing on my own time?
Tim: I....I have no life.
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