banter machine 

A device for combatting Negative Banter, and capable stopping a Bantex in its tracks. It can create banter from nothing simply by existing, thus enlivening otherwise dull conversations and events.

The original (and arguably best) Banter Machine is a large megaphone, with a REALLY annoying siren.

banter machine by TourC*nt May 9, 2005

Banter FC 

Usually a word to describe a team that is in their downfall era.

Hey Alex how are Man United doing?

They are absolutely terrible and Ole needs to get sacked.
They are banter fc tbf what do you expect lmao.

Banter FC by Deathy November 7, 2021

banter shag 

sexual intercourse with an individual mainly for the amusing anecdote (i.e. a shag for the banter)

-Why did you shag that last night? It looked like an umpa lumpa?

-Not many people can say they've shagged an umpa lumpa, can they?

-That's true. I guess it was a good banter shag.

banter shag by gggigggi September 21, 2009

Banter Boomerang

cumming in your pants and then spinning them around your head and throwing them at a girl just like a boomerang, if you hit your target with devastating effect then you must take up your bantlers and shout LIKE.

Big jugs-"oh my god did you just jizz in your pants"
Tyson-"yeah i did and you better prepare for the banter boomerang"
Big jugs-"what?!, ouch that hit me with so much force the jizz has covered my whole face!"
Tyson" LIKE!"

Banter Boomerang by KingKir August 1, 2011

Banter Squad

is a group of people who going around having banter together. Its basically a group of friends going out having a laugh and your only allowed in the banter squad if the head of the banter squad says that you have good banter

bob: you have so much banter want to join my banter squad
fred: what is a banter squad
bob: just a group of friends that go out and have a laugh together

Banter Squad by lewis stanmore June 11, 2014

Banter Tampon 

An individual in a group who soaks up all the teasing/joking/mocking that takes place in the said group.

Phil: "I heard Giles managed to get with a fugg ugly 15 year old yesterday at the union!! she must have been from the 'school of the Blind' down the road"

Elliot: "Yeah dude, he always manages to do embarrassing things at football club socials, thats why he's our banter tampon!"

Banter Tampon by Phil Fulham December 3, 2009

Banter Bum 

When you bum your friend purely for the banter of doing so. Sexual tendancies become irrelevant

"Mate, if you do that again, I will banter bum you so hard..."

"Did you hear what happened to Simon the other night?"
"No?"
"He got banter bummed by his cousin"

Banter Bum by LT101 April 16, 2012