Napoleon's Bakery

Napoleon's Bakery is a very popular bakery in Hawaii, Mostly in the Island of Oahu. The Bakery sells bread, cakes, pies, croissants, donuts, etc. and is a popular place to by birthday cakes. This Baker is commonly forged with Zippy's a Hawaiian Food chain that sells chili.

Costumer: I need a cake for my grandma.

Cashier: Go to Napoleon's Bakery

Costumer: But we're here, idiot

by MinesomeMC November 13, 2016

Baker's Folly

The "Baker's Folly" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. The "Baker's Folly" is when the baker, weary from a full day of rising his bread, kneads his own dough into the baguette.

To perform the Baker's Folly once is to be clumsy, but to do it twice is bliss.

by boatbutter March 9, 2007

Baker 3

It's about to bang y'all over the head, NIGGA.

Watch Baker 3 if you like skateboards, or you are a bitch.

by Johnny Fitswell January 17, 2018

Full banger

A large breakfast consisting of two or more eggs and at least two sausage links, two strips of bacon, one slice of ham, home fries, toast, and two or more pancakes.

I need to stop and pick up more toilet paper, I ate a full banger this morning and it’s ready to exit.

by Ginger Snappah Head October 4, 2021

Lachlan Baker

Ranga who gets no bitches. L

Girl: Lachlan Baker is ranga

by I Hate rangas March 28, 2022

ro-banger

that one white kid on Roblox who lives in a shit neighborhood and is so ugly he has to dress up and act like a member of the gang that killed his daddy so he feels like a big boy

jim, normal 8 year old roblox player: hey bob why are you all black and angry in ur avatar

bob, fucking scrawny 8 year old ro banger: SHUT THE FU UP HOMIE IM TRYNA GET THIS HOTTIE JBEHBEJEWAB

jim: bob stop trying to be a ro-banger!!!! youre white!

by dookiepoopie April 15, 2020

I don't give a bakers fuck

Used to express not giving a fuck, but when not giving a fuck doesn't go far enough. A bakers fuck has an inverse relationship to a bakers dozen. Where a bakers dozen includes one extra, a bakers fuck includes one less. Hence, not giving a bakers fuck is giving even less fucks than usual.

The delivery is very important. You must always have a slight pause after the bakers and heavily emphasize the fuck.

Steve: Dude, this new vegan protein shake really hit the spot.

Zach: I don't give a bakers fuck about your vegan protein.

by zackgee July 12, 2016