Banana

A radioactive yellow thing often found in a kitchen it’s almost as radioactive as your iPhone x so if you want to be cheap you can use the banana instead of the iPhone X. Gorillas are super Smart because they found their delicious radioactive taste before humans .
Man that banana was tasty

That banana be Poppin

Are you trying to flex by holding that iPhone x up to your ear
by I am super cool March 22, 2019
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Banana

Banana, A subscriber of Onision who watches his videos obsessively they begin to peel off their skin while cannibalizing themselves to the point of death. Most Bananas aka Onision subscribers end up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his videos. Onision must be stopped.
Guy 1: "Hey, have you heard of Onision?" Guy 2: "Oh, you mean the next Hilter?" Guy 1 "kills himself because he's a banana"
by I'm A Banana February 14, 2017
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A subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to peel their own skin off while cannibalising themselves to the point of death.

Most bananas aka Onision subscribers wind up dead or in the hospital due to the canceroud effect of his videos. Onision must be stopped.
Guy 1: Hey have you heard of Onison?
Guy 2: Oh you mean the next Hitler?
Guy 1: *kills himself*

typical banana
by SwirlyLollipop332 February 16, 2017
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the banana is the most delicious fucking fruit to ever live. seriously this fucker is longer than your penis. its better than the fucking apple and the fucking orange. you know why? because they fucked their mom and the banana didnt fuck his mom.
by @danner.1 April 15, 2019
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Kate: mom?
Kate's Mother: What is it dear?
Kate: What's a ba-nay-nay?
Kate's Mother: You mean banana?
Kate: Yeah! .... what's that?
Kate's mother: Look it up online honey!
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Its a fucking fruit for god sake you stupid fuck
by hewwo_its_kato November 24, 2017
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Fresh fruit. More dangerous than a pointed stick. The banana can be a lethal weapon in the hands of a trained expert. Even the military has special units that train in these scenarios.
*bang*
Now I eat the banana.
by Bricked March 25, 2023
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Banana, a subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to peel their own skin off while cannibalizing themselves to the point of death.
Most bananas, aka Onision subscribers wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his videos. Onision must be stopped.
by Mamifidity February 13, 2017
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