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Baltimore Back-Hand

The act of bitch slapping a women in the face with you cock
Ruthie was being a bitch to Rick so he whipped out his cock and gave her a Baltimore Back-Hand
by YaSista’sAss November 11, 2021
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back hand clapper

a disabled person, because they clap with the back of their hands
look at that back hand clapper licking that window
by Robby O'licious Bacon June 18, 2006
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Back Hand Apple

The back of a girl's vagina, seen when she bends over.
Guys watching a girls softball tournament>
Kale: Hey, is that Christina bending over?
Heath: Oh yeah, you can totally see her Back Hand Apple. Hell yeah!
by mk kiddeh. June 30, 2008
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blackhand

this is when you have to slap your biyatch
by Anonymous October 28, 2003
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Backhanded compliment

When a new acquaintance ends an interaction with a cleverly delivered phrase, leaving you confused about their feelings towards you. Many times a shrewd tactic used by women to get men emotionally invested and intrigued in them.
Off duty paramedic: Well it was nice to meet you Claudia, but I must go now.

Claudia the nurse: Sir, I sincerely hope i never have to deal with you professionally. *Smiles*

Off duty paramedic: Well that's not very... oh I get it! Haha. Take care! *walking away and scratching head*

Claudia the nurse (under her breath): Got um :)

Later on a call

Paramedic: Man, I can't stop thinking about that nurse Claudia from St. Thomas. She schooled me with that backhanded compliment. I'm so confused. Is she attracted to me? That is the question.

Partner: Huh!?! What the hell are you talking about??! This man is in cardiac arrest!! Do something! This is my first shift and you're the senior paramedic here! OMG What do i do?! What do i do!?????

*beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*

Paramedic: I think i'm gonna call her tonight. Yeah. Definitely gonna call her. Those lips... hmmm. Hey rookie, fill out the incident report will you? *sings* K K K Claudiaaaaaa.. .K K K Claudia... Mmm mmmmm

Partner:.........(shedding tears)
by whatsyourproblemyouremyproblem September 29, 2013
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Panda Table Backhandspring

a sex position that must follow these steps:
1. Order Chinese food.
2. Girl goes into crab pose.
3. Commence intercourse.
4. Begin washing each other with body-wash.
5. When Chinese food arrives either
a. Invite the delivery person in to take helm at the other end
or b. awkwardly take your food to move onto step 6
6. Use girl's stomach as a table for the food while commencing intercourse.
Hey man, want some Chinese food?
Naw, man. Brings back too many bad memories of doing the Panda Table Backhandspring with Jill last month. That was messy.
by SexyBusTime January 11, 2011
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Backhanded Compliment

n. When mom roasts you in the family group text.
Example of Backhanded Compliment:

Hey Sarah—you spelled whoa correctly!!! Yay!!
by Swhalen November 3, 2017
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