bonk

sex, british sex, hitting someone on the head

Can we bonk tonight?
I bonked you(r head)!

bonk by MayonnaiseDelicious July 16, 2022

Bonk

International: The act of hitting someone, primarily with a baseball bat to the head

Meme: A dog hitting another dog in the head with a baseball bat with the caption "go to horny jail *bonk*" This meme was popular in 2020 and still is

British: The act of having sex with someone

"oh that guy is so hot I would fuck him anyday"
*Bonk*
"Go to horny jail"

OR

"Aight mate?"
"Yeah not so bad how are you"
"I'm feeling splendid, just bonked the wife last night, and I finished right as the daughter walked in"
"Damn you had a wild night"

Bonk by dErpyto3z July 24, 2022

Bonk

Hitting on the head and it making a bonok sound

OBAMA: drinking a 2-liter of mountain dew
TRUMP: thats bad for you
OBAMA: (hits on head with it) *bonk*

Bonk by 555nate555 November 28, 2022

bonk

bonk is when you hit something with something

jacob proceeded to bonk the baseball.
jacob: (while hitting the baseball) BONK

bonk by s o u r l e m o n a d e December 12, 2022

Bonk

Bonk can also mean a completely flopped shot, like a fired bullet just dunks barely 100ft away on to the ground or the shot goes 30-50ft on the side of the target. When talking about shooting a tank, or a gun in a video game or irl.

"I aimed the shot perfectly but it bonked right in front of him."
"I think this tanks gun is nothing but a bonk machine."
-John "Wanna play a game of darts?"

-Jane "Sure, but with my skills, I think I'm going to bonk every dart so watch out your feet!"

Bonk by Jutnau January 24, 2023

Bonk

A sound that takes places when a soft thing hits a hard thing

He found out the hammer was bonkable by hitting it against a library wall and shout eureka but then the bookshelf collapsed and he went to prison

Bonk by JingleJingle123 March 14, 2023

Bonk

When something is so terrible it's like being smashed in the face egregiously.

Did you hear the new P Diddler album? That fool is hella bonk

Bonk by Philly Brixton January 7, 2024