Vatican blessing

When an ejaculation occurs on someones face then the ejaculatee draws a cross on the victims forehead with semen.

I gave her a vatican blessing right after church.

by Nitto October 17, 2017

Popes Blessing

'You and your 2 mates can fuck off'. This is done in the form is a priests parting blessing. Very common amongst lapsed Christians.

At the end of a catchup you make a sign like you're genuflecting and utter the words in the form of a Popes Blessing . 'You and your 2 mates can fuck off' !

by Gerber Buck June 5, 2018

Kenneth Blessing

He is super cool he has amazing hair, humor, acts of kindness oh yeah we can't forget his dreamy eyes you cannot make him stop

Omg Kenneth Blessing is so dreamy...

by LardEater94850 February 25, 2019

Irish blessing

To be someone up. Usually including a backhand.

That guy gave me a dirty look, he deserves an Irish blessing.

by mkpunk516 March 17, 2019

beauty blessing

when you stay beautiful to be more Christ-like.

The beauty blessing helped most of Christ’s followers get to heaven.

by Coop Dupe December 1, 2019

The Blessing

When one cups someone's testicles in their hands with warm water.

"I was apposed to it at first, but she gave me the blessing last night and I busted the fattest nut."

"I physically cannot cum anymore unless I receive the blessing."

by warm water October 24, 2020

surprise blessing

this is what you tell your children when they ask if they were accidents

son: "mom were me and john accidents?"
mom: "no hunny, you were surprise blessings"

by surpriseblessing October 4, 2020