Blasting Taft

Slang term for masturbation.

He got caught blasting Taft in his bedroom.

by Joe Kalicki July 3, 2007

Clam Blasting

The act of utilizing your finger(s) to service (bang) a females vagina (clam)

He is clam blasting her under the dinner table in Penticton.

It can also be used as: He is blasting her clam under the dinner table in Penticton.

by PTownFV August 6, 2010

nigger blasting

The act of turning your speakers up to the point of blowing the speakers and eardrums.

Son, these are new speakers, don't go nigger blasting them.

by Donald Goode September 3, 2007

beaver beating

As a male to pound the vagina like a jackhammer.

If that girl keeps lookin at me like that i'm gonna go beaver beating.

by Adam February 12, 2005

Goon Blasting

The act of anally fingering a group of thugs surrounding you while you also provide oral sex. Can also be a single thug/gangster but is more closely associated with a group. Is not gender specific.

Alternatively: Goon blaster, goon blasted, goon blast

Dude I saw Mary goon blasting the other day in a dark alley. What a whore!

Guy 1: Dude is that girl slutty or is it just me?
Guy 2: Yea man, shes a goon blaster.

Hey did you see that goon blast going on outside?

by dEdzilla September 25, 2014

epic beating

a royal beating obtained for any transgression or misbehavior, usually from foreign parents and especially indian subcontinent parents (like how "whoop yo ass" most often refers to an african-american style beat down). A most vicious form of child abuse though it usually always passes the radar of child protection services. This is because by the time child protection services would reach you, you would receive the most "epic beating the world has ever witnessed".

Let me see your report card, beta....WHAT, you got a B+!!! That is unacceptable.....*slap slap slap slap* <<<epic beating

So beta, i saw you holding hands with that girl. *grabs son by the ear*. You know you cannot talk to girls, you have to wait till your arranged marriage!!! *slap slap slap slap slap slap slap* <<<epic beating

by mak2675 August 23, 2007

The Devil is Beating His Wife

When the sun is shining but it's raining at the same time.

Adam: Look Jane! It's raining and there's sun at the same time.
Jane: The devil is beating his wife, adam.
Adam: Silly bastard!

by camilleq September 10, 2006