He's a guy that has 2 feet cock and can leave your asshole purple if you yell Axel he'll come
by WhiteShadow946 March 1, 2022
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A sex position in which a large man, who hasn't shaven in about 2 days so his whiskers are in the sandpaper stage, holds his lady upside-down in a standing 69, and violently rubs his previously mentioned sandpaper face on her lady parts until she bites his dick because of the pain.
Girl: "That Cali boy is so hot, I'd totally let him reverse axel me" Friend: "He plays bassoon..." Girl: "Never mind"
by fricklicky February 1, 2015
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a very beautiful human being who can be described as a fairly tall nerd with a lush afro, glasses, and a big smile. He is usually associated with pianos, ukuleles, and chad vaccarino. BAM
1. "Bam, everybody; Ian Axel's in the house."

2. "Is that the say something guy?"

"His name is Ian Axel, bitch."
by :•) June 30, 2014
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Axel Rose is a stupid James Hettfield wanna be!!!!! He should be chocked to death with his own dredlocks!!! Oh and is that a receeding hair line i see?!?!?!?!?!?
Axel rose sucks or dose he blow?!?!?!
by tgkhfhjde March 20, 2008
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When an inebriated person falls down awkwardly. Often said at a party or any social event so as to ridicule the subect.
Patricia was drunk and fell flat on her bum knocking shit down as she went.
"Triple axel!" Sandra cried. Everyone laughed.
by ilikeurbanslang April 1, 2011
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someone who grinds their body against something metal
"hey dude, check out that girl grinding on that metal wrench."
"yea, shes the local axel grinder."
by jess123456 June 2, 2007
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