mad awk sitch

Abbreviation for "mad awkward situation." A very awkward situation. Used to express immediate discomfort toward a person or circumstance.

Amira: "Mad awk sitch!"
Charles: "Mad awk sitch, fer sure."

by Charles Pina July 21, 2006

red tailed awk

a bird of great importance that only flies by during awkward situations, so that the participant in the awkward situation can point it out and thereby alleviate the awkwardness.

Did you just see that red tailed awk?

by jedi-ninja June 06, 2011

Pass the awks sauce

A phrase said when something is rather awkward and someone feels they should say something about it.

guy 1- "That sub was such a bitch!"
guy 2- "...that was my mom..."
guy 1-"Pass the awks sauce!"

by michael_scott^_^ December 27, 2010

awk. times 10

a word used to describe something that is beyond awkward.

Girl 1: "Hey, are you gonna have you boyfriend meet your whole family tonight?"
Girl 2: "No way, they'll just embaress me, and it will end up being awk. times 10!"

by cool story bro(: July 12, 2011

mad awks

The act of having intense sexual intercourse when both the man and womans 'private parts' are extremely hairy and the cum gets stuck to the pubic hair and becoming extremely crusty.

joe: me and sally had AMAZING mad awks last night !

by mkiujnyhgtrfc February 13, 2011

sarcash awk sesh

when two or more people both over-use sarcasm in a situation that the situation becomes awkward and both parties are thoroughly confused.

Person 1: (sarcastically) hey whore you gonna give me a blow job later?
Person 2: (sarcastically) hell yeah let's go right now!
Person 1: (seriously) really?

Person 2: (seriously) no! ew, you creep!
Person 3: whoa. sarcash awk sesh!

by sarcasm is the language of wit May 31, 2009

awk-nod

A derogatory name for an Middle-Eastern man

The awk-nod at 7-11 is slow af.

Don’t ask the awk-nod’s to come to our party.

by Redhed76 January 01, 2021