DAB Award

D-Drunk
A-Ass
B-Bitch
Award
The award that is granted to the drunkest most sloppy person from the night or at a party.

Yup she definitely wins the DAB award tonight.

by *Bootzz* November 13, 2011

Black Reel Award

An annual award ceremony that:

1. given only to black director, actor, actress, writer for their contribution in Hollywood. Black people like: Penélope Cruz, Maya Rudolph, Mariah Carey, Gabriele Muccino, Dev Patel etc.

2. introduce and promote racism even in Hollywood. pioneer for "American Bruce Lee Award", "Hispanic Hollywood Award", "Dimitry Goes to Hollywood Award" etc.

1. Barak Obama: Dude, Before wiking info for Black Reel Award, i never new Penélope Cruz is black.

George Bush: yeah, she just as black as Mariah Carey.

2. Arnold Schwarzenegger: Me no Happy, Me want more award, Me want to create a new award, "Austrian-American-California Governor Award".

by IceQube June 29, 2011

abaidullah

an awesome teenager boy with an amazing intellectual ability and attractiveness. Someone very competitive and always wants to win, never gives up. HE is also very smart

Abaidullah is awesome

by smart, attractive and competit March 25, 2018

crook award

The coveted metaphorical prize/trophy awarded to a gentleman who has recently slept with a woman of a "NOT single" status.

The state of shock and jubilation in which one realises he has porked a hottie with a boyfriend/husband.

Mate...you remember that hottie I went home with last night?...turns out she had a long-term boyfriend!... Spot me a cheeky crook award!

excuse me babes...are you single or am I about to get nominated for a crook award?

seriously? you shagged a married woman? bear with me lad i'll go buy you a pint and bring you your crook award!

by hydepark March 19, 2010

encouragement award

A pity award for someone who didn't qualify for the actual award

Up next is rhys with the drama award and Karl with the Encouragement award

by OussOuss October 31, 2018

Black hole Award

1. An award given by gamers for the worst performance in a game.

You earned the black hole award for ultimate failure in a game.
You suck more than a black hole and therefore are awarded the black hole award

by 001Agent M November 3, 2010

Worst Teacher Award

Given to a teacher who keeps assigning work to seniors even though they got a week of school left.

Teacher M: Even though you are tired as hell from exams, I'm still going to give you stuff to do.

Student 1: Bruhhhhhhh............

Student 2: And the Worst Teacher Award is to.......

by senthurmanz May 23, 2016