Australia

It doesn't exist.

Teacher: Name one thing that doesn't exist.
Student: Australia.

by Blinding light 72 October 6, 2020

Australia

A place at the bottom of the earth is is populated with many animals with special adaptations to avoid falling into the sun humans however need to use ground harnesses to avoid falling into the sun and boomerangs to defend against the animals

"have you ever been to Australia?"
"no ground harnesses are too expensive"

by Blipparoni June 2, 2018

Australia

The continent/country where everything wants to brutally kill you.

My friend visited Australia last summer. He got bit by 27 snakes, went into shock, got torn in half by an alligator, then finally died from heatstroke.

by Racist Asian May 8, 2018

Australia

This is a word for a deadly place with many dangerous animals

1: Whats the name for a dangerous place
2:Australia

by ghenkel September 8, 2019

Australia

A Complete shithole, full of redneck-jock-ignoramus-shithead-morons who have no desire for even the most basic levels of intellegence. I know, i live here. URGH!!!

Me: Kevin Rudd And Brendan nelson Are both conservative shitheads who whitewash us with capitalist lies.

Average Australian: Politics Are for faggets, and Oz Is Da Best. Oi Oi Oi. I hate people who are different from me and my white-middle class existance.

Me: Go die you ignorant Homophobe-Racist-sexist-nationalist mega-xenophobe douche

by No More capitalist whitewashing June 29, 2008

Australia

The newest name for female genitals, or the region "down under".

"I hear her Australia looks like a lotus flower."

by Dave and Bruce June 19, 2008

Australia

A country whose economic and political growth has been unspeakably retarded due to an unfortunate dispute among geographers as to whether it is a continent or an island.

Australia is not seen as a strong country.

by Ramone Wyman October 29, 2008